Kathy Lee Coffey

Mom/Wife/Paralegal/Notary Public

[Kathy Lee Coffey @kathyleecoffey]

@twitter or anyone else...why can I access Twitter on my old busted iphone but not the one I paid $100 for??

[Kathy Lee Coffey @kathyleecoffey]

I made it 2 mass for Ash Wednesday. Decided to give up heroin, cocaine & sexual innuendoes for Lent. So I'll talk 2 all of u after Easter.

[Kathy Lee Coffey @kathyleecoffey]

It's official. I fucking HATE working on Mondays. Carry on...

[RP @p_net]

Her: Let's role play.
Me: EXCELLENT!
* grabs foil
* wraps her up completely
* drives to Chipotle
Me: Can I return this burrito? It's gross.

[Mr. Peel @Rlpihl]

welcome to passive-agressive club. please take a seat if you want. you don't have to just cuz i said so, do what you want. you always do.

[Kathy Lee Coffey @kathyleecoffey]

Im totally stressed about this no car situation.

[Ray @Ray_stephan]

Beer me - Johnny

[∀LLEY C∀T @deardilettante]

My favourite feeling is numb.

[Greg Dunbar @gdun]

Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

I'm at Applebee's eating right now because I wanted someone else to microwave my dinner for me.

[Steve Dutzy @SteveDutzy]

*Wastes 5 hours thinking up an excuse to get out of a social obligation that probably would've only taken an hour*

[Casey Duncan @caseytduncan]

Self control is not flenching when you get hit in the face with talk spit.

[Azuki ⛩️ Newsroom ⛩️ @AzukiNewsdesk]

My favorite people are the ones who get decidedly bent out of shape when you treat them the way they treat you.
Must be the self-awareness.

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

Being sober around a drunk person and suddenly you're:

1: A fun hater
2: Not the same person you used to be
3: Soooooooo PRETTY!!

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

The most practical use of invisibility cloaks will be getting your lunch out of the fridge at work without someone trying to talk to you

[Kent the Great @kentgrossarth]

Politically correct! Hahaha

[Santa Claus, Indiana @SantaClausInd]

The International Fruitcake Eating Championship w @realmickfoley via @SantasCandyCasl

[Kathy Lee Coffey @kathyleecoffey]

@wendyjospalding Check it! They have a Twitter page! @SantaClausInd 🎅