Mega Joint Cuck

Ayo shordy lemme double shine that ass | melee player (socially aware) | her/obrine

[Mega Joint Cuck @MegaJointCuck]

How does one knock over a stove

[Envy Wizzrobe @Wizzrobe]

Despite getting 2nd to Hbox, I will continue to exist as a human further into infinity

[Li'l Mitts @SSBM_LilMitts]

Feeling thankful lately to be part of such a great community. I can look forward to being challenged each week, and with such professional accommodations all while staying grass-roots. Over 120+ weeklies and counting, NS is a dope place to be for Melee 🥹❤️

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

👻Ghost Pokémon👻

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

there’s just no fucking way he got me again

[ROOTS🌳| kuro🖤 @kurothearbiter]

this ness bodied me with taunt😭

[chadwicc @chadwicc]

W b-moves

[Lucky 7s @Lucky7sMelee]

Wizzy is winning Full House: Siege

[Lucky 7s @Lucky7sMelee]

my god moky

[Kings of Hali @kingsofhali]

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[Espy :3 @espycolonthree]

kinda hate how melee has this beautiful mod that lets you instantly queue into another melee player within seconds of booting up and its just unusable bc 90% of the ppl who use it are just aliens trying to run experiments on how the human mind responds to negative stimuli

[.SP1NDAv1s10n. @sp1nda_pgh]

syrox (3 charlie walks -> invisible shine)

[MojoMonkey @MojoFunky]

I just unearthed some old DVDs containing Melee matches from 2009-2011, including Genesis 2 (!) sets and friendlies. I had long assumed these were just gone or in some unreadable format, but some videos actually survived. I'm excited to dig through these

[Bones @Bones0toDeath]

Is this the most damage ever dealt by a single pill?
ft. @SebasGamer720

[Mega Joint Cuck @MegaJointCuck]

@NSMeleeMuseum you had to make sure to assign blame; frog ass post

[Mega Joint Cuck @MegaJointCuck]

@cloutwx thats just good business

[Mega Joint Cuck @MegaJointCuck]

@Fenikin @cloutwx if you get so drunk that you assault someone, you're just an abuser. people use alcohol as an excuse for abhorrent behavior. nobody I know has been so drunk that they've assaulted someone.

[face holding back tears @cooljamz3d]

when i see falco players go for an extension instead of just getting the dair kill i know they've spent 5 digits on weed lifetime