ClogFart69

My skins looks fantastic but my suffering borders on madness

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

EIGHT maids a-milking? in this economy?!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@elljs_ I couldn't keep it in any longer. Everyone has to know.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

Back to Bedlam by @JamesBlunt is the best album ever.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@Alfred_Rome 2 weeks after release used to be the agreed time. After that it's your own fault if you've not seen it

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1644, Vice-Chancellor of Cambridge University John Lightfoot calculated that the world was created on October 23, 4004 B.C., at nine o'clock in the morning.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@JakeAAllport I can identify bugs. And that is most certainly a bug

[Jake @JakeAAllport]

Thinking about the moment when Benjamin Button’s testicles ascended.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@AngelWhelan_ @isIeofhoty That's amazing 😂😂

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

My dog enjoys watching ice hockey

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

Rob zombie's version of helter skelter is better than the Beatles. There, I said it.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

Damn. The dairy industry must be really scared of vegan alternatives.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@Alfred_Rome

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@Alfred_Rome And anyone that disagrees is just bad at using movie maker. I will also defend this statement till I die

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

@Alfred_Rome Everyone knows the pros use Windows movie maker.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

If Christmas is important to the plot, then it is a Christmas film.

In conclusion, die hard is a Christmas film.

[ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4]

Like adults we have a Tesco club card. Like the big kids we are, we spent the points on Breath of the Wild.