me at 13: “I can’t wait to get home and read fanfic”
me at 17: “I can’t wait to get home and read fanfic”
me at 21: “I can’t wait to get home and read fanfic”
me at 27: “I have responsibilities”
also me at 2:47 AM: one more chapter
so hilarious (frustrating) that wattpad banned smut and now its users are crowding ao3 and reporting fics with tags they don’t like.
a group of kids unable to see the consequences of their own actions
me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]
My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it
my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet
Haikaveh breaking up and Kaveh convinces himself that Alhaitham didn’t care about him. Alhaitham gets very upset when he hears that because he did, he really, reallly did.
#phaidei actor au in which Mydeimos, biggest star in Kremnos and well-known for his action flicks suddenly announces his new project: a romance film.
And Phainon, his biggest rival in award shows, is starring as his co-star and love interest.
What could possibly go wrong?