Benny Baklava

Retired War Daddy

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Anaconda (Jack Black and Paul Rudd). It was an interesting spin on a remake. A couple of funny bits, but a lot of just over the top sort of nonsense. I feel like Rudd and Black should have been able to make something funnier

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Another edition of plane movie reviews.

Avatar: Fire and Ash. Absolutely zero reason for this to be 3 hours and 10mins. Fun to look at. Highly intelligent whales are good. Didn’t see the water one but easily followed the painfully obvious narratives.

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It Was Just an Accident. I see there is some local politics that go into this one so I may not have grasped all of it. Good storyline overall. Would kill with an A24 budget, a Safdie brother, Mark Ruffalo and Robert Pattinson.

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

@Jared_Morse13 You’ve missed out on euphoria

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@JoeGoodberry This defensive line unit is an abomination

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Do ANYTHING. @Bengals

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

In 24 hours, the Bears now have agreed to trade a 2025 sixth-round pick to the Rams for Jonah Jackson and a 2026 fourth-round pick to the Chiefs for Joe Thuney.

Bears are sparing no expense to protect Caleb Williams.

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Oh yea. We’re fucked

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Plane Movie Reviews:

Borderlands - So bad I made it 8mins in

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - good plane fun. Characters all done well. Entire thing is bits and gags

Survivor Szn 46, Ep1: the guy who gets voted out first might be the worst player in game history and he had 45 seasons

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

This is sick.

Surprisesd the GoPro even works in this heat. Mine couldn’t even film me skiing in regular weather

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

GoPro released some incredible footage of firefighter Joseth Abel Espinosa's raw POV putting out a fire.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ben. He was College GameDay's most beloved face, and his presence at football games brought joy to millions. Ben passed today at 10. In a post announcing the loss, his human Kirk called him "smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all" 💔 14/10

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

We've signed head coach Zac Taylor to a contract extension through the 2026 season.

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Likely out there trying to start a tickle fight

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

WHAAAAT

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Anyone going to Giants-Bengals Sunday Night?

[Mike Petraglia @Trags]

"Nothing's set in stone yet." Zac Taylor on Ryan Rehkow.

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Mike Brown

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Tomorrow begins another season of being 1 bet away from never working again. Keep gambling

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

The buffaloes are light in the pants. The bizon are crazy farm boys

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

On Poshmark just lowball offering the shit out of clothes I don’t need

[james hawkins @james406]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you hopped on a quick call
- when you hopped on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

[Benny Baklava @MegaSchu]

Sometimes I think I have a pulse on who exists in this country and then I see people like this who allegedly buy 30lb boxes of hamburger helper as their regular food supply

[Tim Kulogo @tkulogo]

@JamesSurowiecki I paid $90 for a 30# box of hamburger, now it $150. We used to allocate $800 a month for our family's groceries, now we allocate $1500. It's a little less than double, but not much.