Megan Anson

Permanent Oklahoman, temporary Texan. Lawyer. Dog enthusiast. Lucky on occasion, mostly on time, always accessorized. She/her.

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

A spider the size of a quarter dropped from the ceiling onto my head this morning so I don't think I should have to be at work today.

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

This is our moment, Aries brethren
🔥🔥🔥

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME ARIES SEASON! STRESS EVERYONE OUT WITH YOUR BOUNDLESS ENERGY AND UNCANNY ABILITY TO BOUNCE BACK FROM THE BRINK DAILY! ACHIEVE MORE IN AN HOUR THAN MOST DO IN A WEEK! BURN BRIDGES AND COMPETE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE AROUND WHEN YOU’RE BORED! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

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[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Reminder: Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins IN ONE TAKE to thunderous applause from the Batman Returns crew!

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

My thoughts on the @tedcruz matter are that if @tedcruz went to Cancun, he should resign, and that if @tedcruz did NOT go to Cancun, he should resign.

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

@hayley_okc Even seeing this while sitting in an apartment without power and having full notice...I'm probably still going to end up doing this very same thing. 😬

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

😭😭😭

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

republicans just said the quiet part loud

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

😭😭😭

[KANDY MUSE @TheKandyMuse]

DRAG RACE DAY!!!!!! @RuPaulsDragRace 🏁

[B E A N Z The Games Whisperer @BeanzGotGamez2]

how it started how its going

#Inauguration2021 #Inauguration #Inaugurationday

[Molly Ball @mollyesque]

The amazing thing about "it might have been antifa" is that Trump literally summoned these people to DC, spoke at their event, offered to walk them over to the Capitol and then praised them afterward.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I am crying at E!’s coverage of the coup

[CNN @CNN]

Republican Rep. Mike Gallagher, a veteran and supporter of Trump: “The President needs to call it off … Call it off. It’s over. The election’s over. And the objectors need to stop meddling with the primal forces of our democracy here" https://t.co/ONJpvpDPRZ

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

We're going to find out Loeffler knew she would lose 3 weeks ago and bought a ton of stock in Warnock

[Megan Anson @MeganAnson]

Sashay away, Donald. 💅🏼

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/g5ahxZ3Zcu #CNNElection

[Rae. @R_Kae]

I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden or whatever TI said 😩

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

It's worth remembering that the reason the vote counting is taking so long is that in many of these states the Republicans blocked laws that would have allowed the counting to start earlier

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

Only three things happened tonight:

1. #DonaldTrump refused to condemn white supremacy.
2. The #POTUS refused to condemn white supremacy.
3. The #CommanderInChief REFUSED to condemn white supremacy on the GLOBAL STAGE.

NOW LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING ONLINE.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The nerve of people who ask “how are you going to pay for it?” whenever we propose building advanced public education, healthcare, & climate infrastructure yet defend a system where Trump pays $750 in taxes and Amazon pays none is beyond me.

[Elliot Williams @elliotcwilliams]

Unsolicited opinion from a black man: everything that's wrong with race in America is three white men starting a conversation "about race" and having it immediately degenerate into an argument about "law and order."

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Thinking about how often I've heard Republicans say they hate illegal immigrants because "they don't pay taxes."