megan not fox ✨

incredibly low quality humor•live and let live• ☮️🌱 🛸 🇮🇹

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

Saylea just told me she’s going to be a rockstar when she grows up and I can be on the tuba lmfao

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

I am a firm believer that if you’re gonna have your toenails out- paint them mfers.

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

Thought I was too busy having one job. Now I have three 🫠

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

Everybody’s shitting their britches over a tornado watch like we don’t live in Missouri and experience this every year. Like we don’t live in ‘tOrNaDo VaLlEy.’ Take a chill pill and join me on the porch to watch the weather would ya? 🤠

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

8:25am and I’m already sending spicy emails. Watch ya ass today, folks.

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

Unsolicited opinion: Jojo Siwa is on some weird shit with this pregnancy bullshit 🥴🥴🥴

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

McDonald’s lemonade? Fuego.

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Saw a video of someone hugging & saying their final goodbye to someone dying of cancer &someone commented “how do you let go of a hug knowing”. It feels like the burn of 1000 suns in your chest and lungs and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone and that comment broke my soul remembering

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

My dog is so small sometimes I forget she’s sitting in my lap, and when I stand up she’s goes flying.

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

Moms night out 😈

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

I learned how to sign ‘fuck them kids, and fuck you, too.’ And I don’t think I’ll ever stop.

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

As much as I love my job, I hate it even more. Fts.

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

I will DIE advocating for my daughter. Idgaf

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

@TaayElizabeth the neighbors don’t like when I do that

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

If it could stop raining that’d be cool cuz my dog doesn’t like to piss in the rain

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

One of my favorite things to do is check my email

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

My favorite texts start with ‘bitchhh’ 😂

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

Can’t help but drive 97 mph when Fuss & Fight is playing

[megan not fox ✨ @MeganButner_20]

@ChelseaCook804 Fill a box full of dog shit. Slap a return label on that hoe so it looks real, then place it on your porch for the next asshat to come along looking for packages