Megan Cardel

"Elegant filth" // Comedian // Bisexual // Non-monogamous // Feminist

[Megan Cardel @MeganCardel]

Bloody BBC bias, it's not THAT clever

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Not allowed to watch The Rugrats because Angelica was a bad influence. https://t.co/e3zcpjiKPe

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An actual advert in an actual magazine from an actual company that should maybe consider a graphic designer or mentioning what their product is idk

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Although I didn't make it through to the regional finals of the Funny Women Awards, so pleased to be have been named as one to watch! Fun competition with a very funny set of contestants 😁

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Tag yourself! I'm the one who spent 2.5 days doing a dog jigsaw.

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guys guys I think we might not need that extra runway after all

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Such a great group of acts at @funnywomen awards tonight! Where the stakes were high, but not as high as the stage... #vertigo

[Funny Women @funnywomen]

Loving the jazz hands & UFO landing look! Well done all! Great show tonight at @HoxtonHall #FWAwards2017 - more on Monday 13 Nov @the_betsey.

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I'll be at the Funny Women Awards heat tonight in Hoxton!
https://t.co/6y7csKZHUf

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But I bet he's wearing a hat in all his photos on Tinder #BluePlanet

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Didn't go to any firework displays this year but luckily the photos on social media really capture the awe-inspiring magic 😒 🎆🎆🎆

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@AmusicalShow @BrennanReece @DearEvanHansen I loved this! Didn't know the musical but keen to see it now.

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The terrifying sequel

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A: it's important our campaign recognises the diversity of the teen experience
B: boys...AND girls
A: nailed it

[Megan Cardel @MeganCardel]

Colleague: Hell yes I'm LGBT...if LGBT means Likes Girls, Babes and Tits!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up Steven. https://t.co/wtJ0x6vk0N

[Jon Laurence @jonlaurence]

Huge if true

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My top tip: the pic is not a good guide
https://t.co/7hOPmaPfyd

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You: Big Ben's gone quiet
Me, a caring friend: Mate, you don't need him, anyone would be lucky to be with you

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Rihanna's favourite beer?