Megan Gallahue

I'm the girl whose high school year book quote was by Pete Wentz.

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Why are we in our 30s still regularly referring to the teletubbie vacuum

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I wish it was 2007 so I could have a signature in my text messages ~sent from my P00L~

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Can’t wait for my annual rewatch of degrassi this summer

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Petition for @TBSOfficial to cover Tom Petty’s “Crawling Back To You”

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@caliiinoel Just ordered one and a few other things from your shop! I’m OBSESSED

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I got subtweeted the the year of our lord 2023. Actually, that tracks.

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@itskaitlynmarie MY BAD my mom called me and I forgot

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is there a name for when you feel like you have senioritis except all the time about everything

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AFI on tour with 30 Seconds to Mars in the year 2024 IN INDY. what demminsion am I in

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I can’t believe @SoCorporateBand is playing this weekend and I’m not going to be there 😭

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New lifetime popcorn bucket. My children will throw up in this one day

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(The last two times I changed my septum ring a man did in fact do it)

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Changed my septum ring with two Bobby pins to prove that, in fact, I do not need a man

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I need to know what the Austin butler cologne smells like

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I would lose my mind at a Michelle Branch concert

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Chrissy “I think I know what kept you clean” us in unison “the Jonas brothers”

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“I’d smack his ass in a Kmart” #phonecallswithalex

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Oh tomorrow is going to be so stressful

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Currently how I’m feeling from waiting all day for an email from Ticketmaster 🥲#GUTSWorldTour

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Someone buy this for me plz