Marshmallow Chilli Baby

I killed the teen dream. Get over it.

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@BrowncoatReaver @Lordoftheringsu fb

[Labat @SNLabat]

This is, hands down, the hardest @MiltonTPike1 has ever made me laugh. If you weren't there for Kiki's Interstellar Journey, here it is (with the music that I was hearing in my head included).

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Maybe I'm crazy, but do normal people have their siblings give their contact info out to creditors as a reference without their permission?

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Neater than a skeeter's peter

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

THE DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT is a cognitive bias. People with low ability overestimate their own. It's illusory superiority. Dunning and Kruger suggest some people are incompetent in such a way that robs them of an ability to recognize their own ineptitude. Needs a new name, though.

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I smell popcorn.

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@ikeamonkeyfan https://t.co/cQk4lYtKfU

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@ikeamonkeyfan

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@skcuf_lla_tsol

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@skcuf_lla_tsol

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@ikeamonkeyfan

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

indianapolis in 30 seconds

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I think one of my greatest achievements is owning a tv for 7 years and still having the original remote.

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Why do parents always act so surprised that they can't take their children into a head shop?

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@ikeamonkeyfan Saga of adventures with the metalhead manager.

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@ikeamonkeyfan I have a reoccurring nightmare where I'm back at school. Its after some sort of break and I can't remember my locker combination or my class schedule. So I have to go the office and sit for hours.

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@TheJeffBridges could you settle this? One of my sisters relatives is convinced she met you at an Ole Miss game. I say absolutely not.

[ABC News @ABC]

EXCLUSIVE: Pres. Trump tells @GStephanopoulos he wouldn't necessarily alert the FBI if approached by foreign figures with information on his 2020 opponent: "It’s not an interference. They have information. I think I’d take it." https://t.co/yWRxMOaFqW

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So the dryer must be malfunctioning. Normally it's a quarter for 6 minutes. But ONE of the dryers gave me 10 minutes for a quarter.

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@tiktok_us Waaaaaack

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#TikTacos