Jooj

the most hydrated woman in the world

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

i am actually always doing things under true pretence

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

qu’est-ce que le truck

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

please please please someone assassinate the elf on the shelf next

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

i love cross multiplying i am constantly using cross multiplying… not enough people talking about this

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

easiest question in the world i only want to be friends with judgemental bitchs

[Mike Crumplar @mcrumps]

Hang out with dumber but weirder and more open minded people or hang out with smarter but more judgmental and cutthroat people

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

3pm at work time to play diet pepsi on loop 20 times until i can leave without anyone noticing

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

darling, your inner child is really fucking ugly & lacking the joie de vivre of the true playground divas. stick to adulthood!

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

@97Iime 500 metres per day/night

[kt @97Iime]

“did you just google badger with a physical disability?”

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

we have rocks at home

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

it’s time to defund space

[jack of all trade @notjacktwist]

my two personalities this summer

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

@97Iime can’t wait to be educated so i can participate

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

ben thinks babies have poor time management

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

michael pavone knows glenora and wants me dead

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

@97Iime feel like we should hold a national day of mourning

[kt @97Iime]

it’s gonna be an orange wine summer!!

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

yeah 😌

[kt @97Iime]

who’s gonna be at the child war in wetaskawin tomorrow ?

[Jooj @ikeamonkeyfan]

my two coworkers having a screaming fight outside my door…. SO important for women’s voices to be heard on international women’s day 🩷