Trump: What happens if I throw this baby off of a roof?
Me: It'll die.
Trump: [throws baby]
[THUD]
Schumer: Trump cannot throw babies off of roofs
[THUD]
SCOTUS: Trump cannot throw babies off of roofs
[THUD]
Me: You guys, he's still throwing babies.
[THUD]
MAGA: He's such a strong leader!
[THUD]
ALARM ALARM. 🚨
While the media was busy groveling, Donald Trump quietly signed an executive order “relating to holding former government officials accountable for unlawful disclosure of sensitive information.”
He just silenced anyone he fires.
Undocumented people do not qualify for federal grants, student loans, medicaid, CHIP, SNAP, or TANF btw, these funding blackouts are hurting strictly poor US citizens, like most GOP policies. Undocumented folks were just a convenient scapegoat to misdirect your fear and anger at
trump just dropped an order that might ban all gender affirming care in this country... genuinely fuck you if you voted for him dude, that could end my entire life
People often romanticize “being in community” without realizing that community is formed and sustained through reciprocity — fulfilling mutual obligations to one another — and that this is sometimes inconvenient and taxing! But you can’t receive support without offering it
@Coleens_ You’re right, it was petty and I should be better. So should you.
Leave me alone and I will continue not thinking or talking about you. Deal?