meg

that's some damn good coffee

[meg @MeganHensel]

I am such a slut for the history channel.

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry we can’t hang out anymore on account of the fact that you’re evil

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i feel really insecure

[clare @sadderlizards]

nice unhealthy coping mechanism did you get it from your mom

[trevy @chillextremist]

Fake ass emo I saw you smiling

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

For the 11th year in a row, my Halloween costume is sexy HDMI cable

[clare @sadderlizards]

can we go to home depot i like smelling the lumber section

[grillpill @grillpill_]

date idea we read these together over some modelos

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Im going to drink a beer and stare directly into the sun until something clicks and i understand math better

[meg @MeganHensel]

@katethegr9_ My new fear is of dropping buckets. (A good chunk of my job is carrying buckets of liquid around)

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Recklessly Blows Entire Paycheck on Rent Again: https://t.co/t73BplCkxg

[chloe @slantd_enchantd]

would you chill here on a beautiful spring day yes or no

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Single Woman Would Love To Hear Them Call Her Lonely Now That She Has Basil Plant https://t.co/ww6T0gGO1W

[meg @MeganHensel]

@hubbabubbamami Like 2ish hours I think

[meg @MeganHensel]

@celerybeck have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

[Sanguisugabogg @sanguisugabogg]

Stop starting hc and death metal bands we need plumbers

[meg @MeganHensel]

reading poetry to my dog so she grows up with good taste.