Megan Kay Ulrich

my dogs better than you.

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

Thx for sitting in my unassigned/self assigned seat.. bitch.

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

I swear to country I'm not god

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

Well this will be life changing 🙃

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

I have too much in my life going on. Your bullshit is just entertainment.

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

The feeling of having my ribs tattooed is better than sex.

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

This has got to be the most stressful thing in the world

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

If I'm seriously talking to you it means I think you're cool & I wouldn't mind picking fights with you for the rest of my life.

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

Forever wishing I didn't work 2 to close on sundays...

[Eric Keller @EKell1520]

Another day another beer #imjustgonnasendit

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

@shelbee_earnest https://t.co/ClYScY4O1F

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(306): you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

His "I'm busy": actually doing stuff that consists of him being busy. My "I'm busy": watching Netflix & about to KO and nap for 3 hours.

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

I love trouble, but you're not trouble.. you're good for me.. what am I getting myself into..

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

@shelbee_earnest this video makes me laugh every time I watch it

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

@Parton_5 https://t.co/Z155h7U4Ry

[Megan Kay Ulrich @MeganKayU]

@shelbee_earnest idk why but I thought of you 😂 https://t.co/Va3LFzNONo