Megan Kennedy

I have no idea what I'm doing.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

Ordered delivery. Dude got here with the food and said "You guys have a good evening."

So uh...there's only one of me here. All this food is just for me, chief.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Them: Can you make a normal, non-dramatic PSA about rec safety in the fall

Us:

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@British_Airways Just sent a DM and got an automated AI response. ☹️

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@British_Airways hey BA, my flights home to the states today were cancelled and now you’ve rebooked me for tomorrow from a different city. Help.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

I’d heard rumors that Heathrow is terrible.

Don’t believe them. The reality is much, much worse.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@cityofissaquah Saw some smoke in issaquah. Is there a brush fire on the side of the westbound I-90 front street exit? Or is it from an encampment?

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

This World Cup has some serious NWSL After Dark energy, and that’s the best and only way I can describe it.

#FIFAWWC

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

I haven’t had a normal sleep schedule for months. My body is ready for this World Cup. IT’S GO TIME!
#FIFAWWC

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@jengolbeck If you want nightmares forever, go with a combo of Black Swan and Requiem for a Dream.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

Just signed up for the @SEAPrideHockey Pride Tournament. Three years and counting!

Yo, @HilaryKnight! You should crash it this year. Willing to convince/bribe you with dog photos.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@Mooka219 Cori I swear, do not even put the thought of it not staying with us out into the universe.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@SarahSpain I would 100% buy tickets to this entire festival. What a lineup, holy smokes. St. Vincent deserves a headliner spot though 😂

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

My last tweet should probably feature the best thing to ever exist: Watson.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

Notting Hill is back on Netflix. No one talk to me for 3-5 business days.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@girlpash I spend a lot of time asking Watson if each person in the show should get married or if they should get therapy instead. It’s the best.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@jengolbeck What a small world 😂

Thanks for figuring that out! That project at work made me 10x more aware of what I do online, and I was already somewhat careful.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@jengolbeck I worked at a company where we scored customers on the big 5 personality traits based on their social media posts in order to improve our propensity model. Tied it all together with email addresses.

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@SarahSpain Was just saying to a friend the other day how unfair it was to lose both in a 7-ish day span.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

sue bird is a top level legend and that’s all there is to it

[Megan Kennedy @MeganKennedy29]

@danialexis Agreed. I wasn’t expecting this much change, only a forgiveness amount across the board while other changes are made. I’m…oddly excited? The IDR changes are huge for me.