Megasatan

Grown-ass man who balances his time between absolute genius and complete idiocy. Also, inventor of the highlighting marker.

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@JordanPeele Watching Lovecraft Country and wondered: Is acknowledgement of racism a cosmic horror for white folks?

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It's good to be the king. @ Mahahual Costa Maya https://t.co/MEua8k1rhw

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@Shinola Bought a Cantwell last weekend. Just got a great and very personalized follow-up letter from your PDX store. EPIC Customer Service!

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Our tastes in a nutshell. @ Mikkeller Brewing San Diego https://t.co/KzENYamp8c

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Variations on a theme. @ Modern Times Beer https://t.co/m192V1MkbL

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@mzberlinonline Super-ultra-peachy, thanks for asking.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m just like you. I get up and put on my pants two legs inside the same leg, collapse to the ground, and scream for my manservant Mr. Moto.

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@JamesUrbaniak Vij's and/or @33Acres.

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@HomeDepot_Care @HomeDepot After dealing with cust serv algorithms, the response was basically same as the store's, "good luck". Great.

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@HomeDepot Got my flooring delivery 3 days late. 30% damaged. Best store could do was "Sorry. Go home and order some more." Thanks.

[Megasatan @Megasatan]

Oh yeah,...... unh,..... oh yeahhhhhhhh...... yeahhhhhhhhhhh oh siiiiiiiiiiiiiiit https://t.co/o6EXIOfzvc

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Sometimes you invest in sleeper agents and get the Manchurian Candidate. Sometimes you get a sentient yelling hairpiece. Science is tricky.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

So Trump makes a 2nd dog-whistle to shoot Clinton but a tv clown says it's ok-it wasn't as loud as the 1st
Vol.6 Vid

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Woot stout in my mouth! #tavour #showmeyourpackage @ Tavour https://t.co/EFDDjiXPam

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@SpeakerRyan If #Zika is so important, why don't you put a clean bill up for a vote, instead of using it to score points with your base?

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@johnmoe 90 minutes of a bird flying into a closed window?

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Oh,... Good morning! @ White Center, Washington https://t.co/I3P2wGQnsk

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I made this @ White Center, Washington https://t.co/3ydZK0aCHu

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The only way to make it through the workday sometimes. https://t.co/rt3L2PBw2X
#Pandora

[Megasatan @Megasatan]

Latte art master level 1000.