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she/her/tadpole

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@robandjoeshow
Su-Su-Sussudio!
Not crying.

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@BarackObama @MichelleObama ❤️

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I constantly feel like I’m going to throw up.
And it isn’t because I’m physically ill, it’s because of the inevitable shitshow that will happen next week.

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@rmcgrath732 I obviously was not your intended audience, but yes, you were actually making light of it.

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@StephenKing Elon Musk is a fool and he can eat a dick and die for all I’m concerned.

I’m your “number one fan.” But I promise I’m not a crazy bitch who will chain you to a bed and torture you. 😉

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@MichaelJStern1 Unfortunately, yes. It seems that way. Also maybe that she’s black?
I’m so sick of this stupid racism and sexism. It’s 2024, not 1954. Read your history books and learn something. Fuck.

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@StephenKing I cannot love this post enough. And I did. And I voted.
I’m no Kathy Bates, but I am still your “number one fan!!!”
😂🪦

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I’ve seen a lot of idiotic bumper stickers, but “JOE BIDEN OWES ME GAS MONEY” is definitely a contender for number one

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Is this election year over yet?

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Eat a thousand bags of dicks, Donald Trump.

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@rmcgrath732 My heart bleeds for your first world problems

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@Logically_JC 🤮

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@mjfree ❤️

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A stupid ex boyfriend of mine defended Trump by saying “I don’t care about personalities, I care about my wallet.”
Spoken like a true Trumper. I’d rather eat macaroni and cheese and take the bus to work than ever have to deal with that sociopath in office again.

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@nursekelsey Actually, the color of the swimsuit matters less than the attention of the lifeguard. As a Red Cross certified lifeguard, I can attest to that.

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@pattonoswalt Enjoy a hot dog and a beer and I hope you don’t encounter any rats! 😉

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I know a lot of women struggle with losing weight, and I don’t judge them for that. Please don’t misunderstand me.

It’s not any easier on the other side of the fence. I’m 5’1 and 94 pounds. I don’t have an eating disorder, I just literally have no appetite due to stress.

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I’m going to throw up. I wake up every day feeling like throwing up. Unfortunately that feeling probably isn’t going to stop until Donald Trump is dead.

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@Rizabellepow I just want this whole damn election to be over with so we can all deal with the repercussions. There are few things worse than a Presidential election year.