Momorado Hollow Lendário

Tiago 5,
Momorado /Da @MrsMegatron
(Ele/Dele)

[Momorado Hollow Lendário @Megatron218]

Guia tonal: literalmente TUDO que eu coloco ou curto/retweeto no twitter tem que ser levado com certo tom de ironia, 90% do que eu publico é deshonesto

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?

[ana @anaswons]

o homem mais mentiroso que vc já conheceu:

[pyramid head apologist @sab_weenuh]

speak for yourself this is exactly how i would kiss My Lover after returning home from a 30 minute grocery store run

[cebola @cebolafds]

- aqui ta falando que os alquimistas estão chegando

- quem são... quem são os alquimistas?

- só ta falando aqui que os alquimistas estão chegando

- e o q-que que isso quer dizer?

- e-eu não sei, pim, eu só to vendo aqui e ta falando que os alquimistas tão chegando

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

If they tariff passion and persistence of the human spirit I’m in big trouble

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Benson Boone is reportedly interested in acting. “I want to play the Timothee character in Call Me By Your Name,” the singer told Benson Boone Updates. “Let’s remake that shit for gen alpha.”

Call Me By Your Name was released just one year ago.

[Kauaporra @merdaderato666]

https://t.co/nyxti0G7VS

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

Something down right fierce is coming.

#MHWilds

[Agent @Agent4709]

Only one answer

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Julian Assange's t-shirt at Cannes lists the names of 4,986 Palestinian children aged five and under, killed by Israeli forces since 2023.

[Photos by David Fisher]

[vini @quero_sossego]

fetiche de homem: sla cuspir na boca kk
fetiche de mulher:

[Mortal Keegster - Hatality @ThatTallGuy02]

Now Simpsons is on the other side of this joke and that's a sight to see unfold in real time

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

woke up and turned the alarm off. will try again tomorrow