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@5panelsandtats ❤️

[meg @Megggss__]

So I was watching reruns of project runway and Tim’s response has me geeked LMAOOO

[meg @Megggss__]

How many times did I watch Hocus Pocus in September & October? Atleast 6.
How many time will I watch Home Alone 1 and 2 in November & December? Probably a lot more.

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[meg @Megggss__]

@_hammy_sammy_ @PandaExpress I literally almost started crying 😂😂😂

[meg @Megggss__]

So I wanna know why I went to @PandaExpress in Martinsburg today, waited in line for 25 minutes just to pull up to the window and have the manager say “I’m sorry but my cooks are REFUSING to make chow mein. Would you want fried rice instead?” Like NO??? So I just drove away. 😡

[meg @Megggss__]

@LoveBailsss_xO I’ve seen so many videos and they look SO GOOD. Like I gotta try them

[meg @Megggss__]

I just wanna know where I can get some soup dumplings

[meg @Megggss__]

So My dads girlfriend really called me a cunt, bitch, slut and whore and then multiple times proceeded to say she hopes my baby DIES & my dad decides to stay with her and wonders why I’m not talking to him. Hmm Jamie, good question. I WONDER WHY??

[meg @Megggss__]

Jennifer’s Body is on Hulu?? Oh fuck yeahh

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

what would happen if we all just stopped paying our bills... like all of us

[meg @Megggss__]

I got a beef burrito from @TacoBell and these mother fuckers gave me a burrito with beans and rice and that’s it??? Damn it

[meg @Megggss__]

Me complaining that it’s chilly out but then being completely fine with it because once the soil is 64 degrees the cicadas come out 🥲

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

i do not want to “succeed” in a “career field” i want to become a mushroom

[meg @Megggss__]

#NewProfilePic

[meg @Megggss__]

I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again Miley Cyrus is so fucking hot my godd

[meg @Megggss__]

How can you not eat an entire box of Kraft Mac n cheese in 1 sitting??

[meg @Megggss__]

@ariel_vc99 I had one and thought the same thing until one day I was eating pizza crust and it popped off & I never bothered to get it put back on 😂😅

[meg @Megggss__]

First Panera doesn’t have blood orange lemonade, next rooster moon is out of peach flavoring for a peach iced tea so I’m trying a blackberry lavender iced tea?? If I don’t like this I’m going to be so sad

[T. @tzmooth]

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit

[meg @Megggss__]

I fuck with wearing masks all the time because now jobs won’t discriminate against me for having 4 facial piercings 🤪

[meg @Megggss__]

Dude where’s my car is definitely still one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen lmaoo We should bring shibby back