But seriously. Before, it was all these memes and people saying “leave me alone, and I love sleep, and I hate going anywhere,” are now all bitching about doing exactly that. Just chill. #coronavirus
The greatest of heartfelt thanks to every one of our brave men and women who put their lives on the line for the rest of us. The truest definition of hero. Thank you. #VeteransDay
We’re back at the vet today. I asked the doctor if I could donate any of my organs to extend her life a little longer and he laughed like I was joking.
A dad busts out in laughter at his 4-year-old son’s reaction to a woman’s bare foot propped up on the side of his chair on an airplane flying home from Disney World. https://t.co/LMruHHeIfx
Justin Gallegos, a runner at Oregon with cerebral palsy, thought he was just finishing another cross country race. Little did he know, Nike was waiting at the finish line to offer him a pro contract (via @kabdullah360 / Elevation 0m)
This could save a life - if a service dog approaches you without their owner, please assume that their owner is in danger and that the dog is looking for somebody to help them out 🐾💙 https://t.co/rrjr7p9u6u
I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: https://t.co/L0ZnOdqANz
Thank you Edgar Puno with @AmericanAir for taking great care of us! With over 3 delays in two days he definitely helped make the situation better. #customerservice