Meghan Burnett

☠🐰👫❤️🍷☀️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Meghan Burnett @MeghanBurnett]

@lancewaste uhm wrong person 👋🏽

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Obviously, we’re in the midst of a big political battle right now, and while there’s a lot at stake, let’s remember that we’re all Americans. We’re all human beings. And we want everyone to be healthy, no matter our party.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

CPR Trainer: Are they breathing?

Michael: No. And they have no arms or legs.

[Meghan Burnett @MeghanBurnett]

@united I am having issues with my flight, please help

[Meghan Burnett @MeghanBurnett]

FYI, airlines aren't keeping the middle seat open 👎🏽 @united

[Meghan Burnett @MeghanBurnett]

I love this coffee 😍https://t.co/AVEJ0actrg

[Benjamin Lee @_BenLee]

Chuck: Tom, if you hit the green I'll donate 50k.

Tom:
#TheMatch

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This would be the point of the round where you start looking for the beer cart...

#TheMatch

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Listen coach, I’m the best arm talent in this draft. I’m a gunslinger. That’s all there is to it. I’m gonna make some throws you didn’t think were possible. What’s that? You drafted me at receiver? I see.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I'm so sad I won't be able to see you guys in concert this year, but I know this is the right decision. Please, please stay healthy and safe. I’ll see you on stage as soon as I can but right now what’s important is committing to this quarantine, for the sake of all of us.

[Denver7 News @DenverChannel]

"You may be healthy. You may think you’ll be fine. But what about the people around you? A loved one with an underlying medical condition that makes them at risk? We are asking you to physically distance yourself from others right now FOR THEM.” 📷: @jeffcosheriffco

[Josep Goded @josepgoded]

The cleaning staff at our hospitals are hardly ever mentioned and they also deserve a tribute!

[Meghan Burnett @MeghanBurnett]

@jenniferweiner wrong meghan burnett tagged but i love the balloons!!

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

when you’re the last one to panic buy toilet paper and all they have left is cheese balls

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

if the past 2 days were a person

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

we're up to 34!

[Meghan Burnett @MeghanBurnett]

@AmericanAir why do you have to ruin EVERY trip? I will not be flying with you anymore ✌🏽✌🏽