The Haiku High Coup

Like a soprano pigeon, I like making high coos...
...and crap poems.

Sorry, no DMs.

[Ian Fiveankles @Fiveankles]

My thoughts on semi-finals
#FrancevSpain #EnglandvArgentina #WorldCup2026

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@Fiveankles Top x 10²³ punditry Cinqanklés!
My prediction for the Argentinan semi (What Messi would get if they won) is that the first half will be a half of two games
First of all, football
Then volleyball, as Lionel schpanks a glorious palm shot into the top right corner, as is tradition.

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@CatharineHoey @PippaCrerar @reformparty_uk Parents have 3 kids and can afford them just fine.... 10 years later one of them is made redundant.... What do they do..? Have the 10 year old aborted? You absolute puppet.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Schrödinger’s Britain..

Both bursting at the seams with brown people, yet somehow “overrepresented” in ads

Make your minds up, Reform!

We dissect this, the Caerphilly wake-up call, Starmer’s dodgy response & why we’re no longer P..P..picking up Penguins.

🎧 New ep below!

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Truly awful people

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@SamanthaTaghoy It wasn't immigrants who raped underage kids on Epstein Island for literally years.
It was millionnaires and billionnaires.

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@KenWorthinton12 @F_Politics_ @SarahForRuncorn Neither was Honey Monster
Advertisers and marketeers are in the business of popularising brands by presenting the public with what they want to see.
This just proves that the majority of the population enjoy seeing all bases covered.
Most of us prefer unity to division.
Suckitup.

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@miffythegamer The Local Band For Local People

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

Yet folk still vote for
The gremlin from the Kremlin
It bemuses me

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@LBC @jemmaforte You can tell when someone has completely immersed themselves in an issue and developed a profound opinion on it based not so much on politics, but humanity.
And humanity is what's really missing from political debate nowadays.

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@Fiveankles Still, at least her whateversheis has bragging rights...
How many can say their lips have been on a prick AND an arsehole at the same time?!
Just her and pig farmers, I reckon.
(If the thing about pigs having curly hoohoodillys is true)

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@jemmaforte Totally wasn't a drunk rant.
What was the post anyway... "I like brown people" ?
PS.. Plank of the week should definitely be a Trawl thang 😃

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@reformparty_uk Why are you putting taxes up then, cock breath?

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@Kyesonn @afcbournemouth At the treble! 👊👊👊

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@MarinaPurkiss They're probably writing a song to sing at the next Reform do

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@Nigel_Farage @RoyalFamily @ClactonGazette And this is great because.... erm... the tree will pay your increased taxes for you...?

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@reformparty_uk This is a waste of time for pointless, brainless local PR....
When's she gonna do something a councillor's supposed to do, numbnuts?
#reformwastingourmoneyagain

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@Femi_Sorry If they actually call it a Brexit tax, it may go some way to convincing the diehard deludeds of their folly in the same way the tariff bills are in the US.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country

BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control

[The Haiku High Coup @MeinNekky]

@Femi_Sorry @LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Even violence towards politicians themselves...