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[Louis Opter @1opter]

How the f. can people think/say that women can't write code, this is straight up assembly.

[Nikki @randomlilnikki]

I want Cam to make it through to home visits because it's very important for me to know if he has a brother... #bacheloretteau

[Meggan Rice @meggan_rice]

#putoutyourbats

[Meggan Rice @meggan_rice]

#giveseanahand

[Liz Buckley @liz_buckley]

Could people younger than me stop going on about how old they feel, it's making me fat.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Privacy? You are literally my previous address. NO

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Just Macaulay Culkin Wearing A T-Shirt Of Ryan Gosling Wearing A T-Shirt Of Macaulay http://t.co/88QUzKbhpw

[Mikearoo @mpbowers]

This graffiti appeared on the driveway outside Newtown High School over the weekend-ping @murpharoo

[Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite]

At what age does he become Ryan Goose?

[Rachel Lichtman @rachelichtman]

Every woman has her date bra and her fat pants and her crying shirt and her murder wig and her courtroom brooch.

[Felicity Morse @FelicityMorse]

I love British Rail staff. They made a goddamn horse

[Michael Lucas @MrMichaelLucas]

A great piece on the internet, empathy, and Keanu Reeves. http://t.co/AGuPmWUDdi

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[TIME @TIME]

New study on emotions finds that we only have four http://t.co/zDy8FRK4ga

[Tom is still WFH. @cyenne40]

I can just imagine Abbott on the phone to Turnbull. "Look Malcolm, you invented the bloody thing. Make them stop with the kittens!"

[Rhys Muldoon @rhysam]

SEALED SECTION: For those interested in politics.