ChorizoAlemán

Interested in law, markets, international relations, realism, and jokes.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

[lawyer on the smallest deal you’ve ever worked on] yea we don’t typically agree to liability caps

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

And where can I find these $5 beers at Royals stadium?

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

@_LQCincinnatus Ricky Bobby!

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

The consultants who tell Warner Discovery to add and remove HBO from the name every year

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

Security policy requirements to change a password more than yearly should be considered terrorism. Not even yearly is even cool. stronger passwords are way better than the easy ones people make up when this is required

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Dad said he’s switching banks because they make him change his password too often (every 90 days)

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

@SplinteredEsq @lucasdrayton I second Studicata. Their focus on the most tested subjects really helps you hone in on the low hanging fruit

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

Why We Can’t Get Mexico’s Butter Avocados in the US https://t.co/tpBKmJp64C

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“Dad, what was it like when you could just turn on your television and watch playoff football?”

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

“The name of the company, Stanley. It is a cutting edge high tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of travel tumblers that have both huge military and civilian applications...”

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

Some of the newer cars have LED headlights which are way too blinding fr. Need to have dimmers or something

[cubs 🌲 @cubsjaw]

So is everyone just driving with their highbeams on all the time now or am I going crazy?

[gaut @0xgaut]

your friend who holds $100 in bitcoin after it breaks $40,000

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

This is the Thanksgiving halftime show we needed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

22 years ago today, Creed gave us a generational halftime show

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

Glad to see Independence, MO getting the attention it deserves

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Happy 1 year anniversary to the 100% chance of recession forecast that never happened

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

The market for normal, economy trucks is way underestimated

[James @TypeForVictory]

I'm afraid this is called, "the consequences of your own past actions."

America helped dismantle all the European empires, which spent a fortune on global security. If you want to be the sole superpower *and* have global security, it means you foot the bill.

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

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[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

https://t.co/Hi6S100cpu

[ChorizoAlemán @MeisterKrieger]

HoAs are so close to developing North Korean dress codes don’t give them any examples

[NIMBY Patrol @NimbyPatrol]

Remember that time someone suggested a neighborhood dress code to increase property values?