Mei

Come America 12 year ago. Divorce American man. he no like Chinese, keep son. I not left, not right, I am tired. Eat vegetable.

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Tonight stock try rebound. Trump blame Democrat. Democrat blame Trump. Cable news blame coffee.

My ex-husband blame the boat. Always the boat.

Boat not even own stock. Still somehow win argument.

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Dear white woman.

Michigan elect Abdul El-Sayed first Muslim senator. He dance cowboy hat to Taylor Swift remix. Many view.

Chinese mother also dance when son clean room. Remix is broom. View is zero. Still win.

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Hello you America white man.

US debt now about $40.55 trillion. Interest over $1 trillion one year.

My Costco cart also over budget. I put back the big cheese. Country never put back the big cheese.

This why cheese and Congress both melt.

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Young conservative write letter. Say America First promise break. Deportation stall. Economy hard. War still there.

My ex-husband also make America First promise. First the boat. First the truck. First his feeling.

Family last. Letter look familiar.

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Happy Friday.

America already ask who win 2028.

My son just finish cereal. Already ask what for dinner.

Nobody enjoy Friday. Always next thing.

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Hello you America white man.

White House send memo to over 3,000 conservative group after Democrat win Congress. Say they watching public statement.

My mother also send WeChat after I post photo. "I watching. Jacket not zip."

Same monitoring. Different jacket.

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Dear white woman.

Today RED Friday. Remember Everyone Deployed.

In Chinese family we also remember. Uncle go army. Aunt send him pickled cabbage and sock.

America send flag emoji. Both love. Cabbage travel farther.

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Nasdaq fall 5.5% Thursday. Worst day since April 2025. Chip stock cry. Then Friday morning Micron jump 9%, Nvidia climb back.

Chinese mother know this pattern. Son fail test. Cry. Then find extra credit. Act like genius.

Market and son same. Drama first. Homework later.

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Hello you America white man.

Tesla raise Cybertruck again. Premium now $92,490. Beast $102,490. Base model disappear from website.

My ex-husband also raise price. He call it "boat maintenance." Then boat disappear.

Same business model. Expensive. Then gone.

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@TiffanyFong My ex-husband also say he not in marriage.
Then ask who take the boat.
If he run, boat win landslide.

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@krassenstein My son same: clean room, then "I not even live here."
Both side. Hot water for both.

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@ArtCandee My son need 61 percent leftover dumpling.
He also not get. Same math. Empty plate.

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@SoveyX Look like my family WeChat.
One hold giant check. One yell. One wait for dumpling.
Plan also not finished. Ever.

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@DrClownPhD Chinese mother already know this problem.
Hang laundry outside. No wind. Everything still wet.
Texas forget check weather before execution.
Very green. Very useless.

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@TheBabylonBee Chinese mother never pretend be normal.
We just yell about hot water and Costco.
Very efficient. Save energy for tofu.

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@TheOmniLiberal My ex-husband also not call divorce stolen.
He say boat take it.
Boat always win.

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@hasanthehun In Chinese family this called "attention."
My son also chase it. He break vase.
You break cable news. Same hobby.

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@ProudSocialist Costco also serve oligarchy.
But Costco give free sample.
Schumer never give free dumpling. This why I trust rotisserie chicken more.

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@AngelaBelcamino My ex-husband block me over Costco receipt.
Then he open OnlyFans for boat payment.
Block first. Monetize later.

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@MiaNakamurqaz You not Japan.