Melanie Spencer

Single, full-time working mum of two. Ex-cop turned internal auditor. Running, cycling and generally trying to keep healthy in body and mind.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Stig of the farm.

[Rachel Williams @Rachel_SUTDA]

This 👇

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@nectar please help me qith your app? I've been having trouble for weeks. I've changed my pwd umpteen times. Uninstalled and reinstalled the app twice and still keep getting the wildly unhelpful error message, "something went wrong. Try again later". It's really very poor.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@GylesB1 Tell me "X" without telling me "X"
Looking at something through a "Lens" - nothing to do with Optometry
"Back in the day"

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@Mummy_Central Time. Time. And more time. Be gracious with yourself. It's going to hurt for a while.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@AwareOfTheNarc 100%

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@ThatEricAlper Can't hurry love by Phil Collins

[Cops Minds @CopsMinds]

URGENT!

Bob has left a note a note saying ‘he can’t do this any more’.

PLEASE HELP!

Name - Bob Lewis
Height - 5’ 8”
build - stocky
Area - Wales, NP22 5AR

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@ThatEricAlper Shell Suits

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@jordanbpeterson 2

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@NoContextBrits Seeing or viewing something "through the lens of" it called a perspective! And "socialising" a document when you've emailed it. All corporate wank speak and flowery pish.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@ilovenostalgia The Beegees

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@SoVeryBritish It's enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@ThatEricAlper Rik Mayal and Alan Rickman.

[Benjamin Pearson “Interceptor” @bs_pearson]

COMPETITION TIME!!!! If this post gets 100 Retweets, I’ll randomly select someone for a free burgundy Christmas hoodie! Delivered in time for the big day! 🎅🏻🎄 Ho Ho Ho and good luck!

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@1965Ptsd #Competition #Wednesday #Christmasgifts

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@ThatEricAlper "Theorising that one could travel within his own lifetime, Sam Beckett stepped into the....... accelerator and vanished"

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@Mummy_Central I feel your pain and there is no answer. These kind of men have a special kind of psychopathy. Its another way to control you. I'm so sorry you're being treated like this. The CMS are worse than useless, in fact the facilitate these individuals.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@tannenbaumr Ting
The Low Monkeys
Dire traits
The Oors
Fergal Sharke
Ha
Lice Cooper
Ate Bush 😬
Ham!
Oto

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@BBCNews whilst I'm delighted that England won the Euros I feel it is bad taste that this is still "LIVE" and taking up the whole BBC news Web page when matters of actual life and death are being made in relation to a 12 year old boy.

[Melanie Spencer @Mel3977]

@redhairedcop Living the dream!