homiesexual

part time homosexual, full time vibe

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@immyonboard Does Vic have its own telecoms regulator like it has for other utilities re: Essential Services Commission?

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@Tom_Rowsell @Wafthrudni83936 Ah I see, and you clearly gathered this information from taking skull measurements at IKEA?
Troglodyte grifter.

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@Tom_Rowsell @IbrahimJonsson You're a dumb motherfucker, holy shit

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@cannibality @thereisnobeth When will tall people have equal rights?
The discrimination against the vertically inclined must end

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@Geekerchan How am I gainfully employed

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@Geekerchan Why is your place of employment looking at your shit posting twitter.

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@SimpGanassi Sounds like Rhaenyra needs a Lord Kissinger of Harrenhall

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Ah yes, the United States most steadfast and loyal ally in the Middle East, Al Qaeda.

[Channel 8 English @Channel8English]

U.S. President Donald Trump meets with Syrian President Ahmad al-Sharaa at the NATO summit in Ankara.

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@SkullSpeedDeal @cosmicjester We're* all descendents of Ghengis Khan and the Golden horde.

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@MostCrucified Bowl cut brasso is going to commit some heinous war crimes

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@SkullSpeedDeal @cosmicjester As yes, I forget that he's a descendant of famed south Korean hero Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

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@thmsenglsh Both Telstra and Optus can go to hell

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@cannibality Look like you've just eaten some funny mushrooms

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@immyonboard Immy and Drew to square off in a fortitude valley brawl by the end of July

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

Everyone needs to kill themselves immediately

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@buzzingburner @immyonboard The councilor Kim/Drew thing is legit?
Typical Southside couple.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

>visiting me kiwi mate
>“you’re good cunts here mate tie me kangaroo down sport we need an aotearoa-style name for australia like you have mate”
>“ah yeah nah bro you’ve gotta show a bit of respect to the tangata whenua eh”
>“bloody oath mate it’s a real gallipoli in aus”
>post online “any of you cunts know any aboriginal names for australia deadset I double-take every time I hear it cobber”
>some dickhead cunt comments “you’re trying too hard dickhead cunt”
>ah mate I just cracked it
>angrily type “racist dickhead cunt good one mate reckon settler colonialism’s a bloody laugh then mate dickhead bogan cunt racist cunt is that what we’re doing now?”
>he replies “still running on woke 1.0 dickhead cunt?”
>fire back “shithead dickhead cunt mate yeah nah you’re a bad bad cunt you are mate sick in the head racist dickhead cunt”
>he calls me a naarmgroid cunt and blocks me

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@UmbriciusR Ah yes the famous French victory at Waterloo

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@buttholefactory Absolutely shits on busses, sorry not sorry