Mel Hynes

Crazy cat lady who writes Two Lumps, and other things

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Excited to be the 2,761st 😎 on @BackerKit for Romancelvania: BATchelor's Curse. Thanks @thedeependgames

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@DogeldTurnip AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET THEM OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

"How long have you been reading Stephen King?"
I'm a middle-aged adult, former English major, and published writer, and my brain will NEVER, EVER let go of the idea that "cemetery" should have an "A" in it SOMEWHERE, dammit.

[Devolver Digital @devolverdigital]

Introducing Return to Monkey Island, a new game by Ron Gilbert that picks up where Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge left off.

https://t.co/5E3zi5JkEt

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

"🎵Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JO-LEEEEEEEEENE...🎵"
"WHAT!"
"...Danger Zone!"

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Tiny Bao has always been very much “I will be in the same room with you but No Touchie”. But recently she has become all about the snuggles. But NO PETS. Unless she asks. https://t.co/BoF2kk6L9W

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Birds outside the window = Tiny Kill Mode Activated https://t.co/ESk6sPMSz6

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

@DogeldTurnip Me: ...now that I think about it, "Strolling Through Life on a Road Paved with Genitals" should be the title of your autobiography.

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Zelda the duck has a new “happy noise” that sounds like a machine gun mated with a dot matrix printer. 😹

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

"Fie! Figgy pudding, our one weakness! We will leave your lands THIS time, mortal... but know, when winter returns to your door, so shall WE!" <carolers vanish with spooky cackling in a cloud of bats>

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Next year I think I'll make actual figgy puddings and start randomly handing them to carolers. Are they contractually obligated to stop and/or leave as per the song lyrics? Is it like revoking an invitation to vampires?

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Newest member of the family. She was an abandoned feral rescue finally caught yesterday. She is a S P I C Y bao but warming up to me quickly. ❤️ @ Dallas, Texas https://t.co/MzN3Q6wOfl

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Summary of Norse Mythology:
Loki: ...I'mma fuck with it.
Everyone: LOKI NO.

Summary of Greek Mythology:
Zeus: ...I'mma fuck it.
Everyone: ZEUS NO.

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Apocalypse wear. @ Dallas, Texas https://t.co/nXp5y6d7As

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

“I am sproot!” https://t.co/jKDQ9WgP8E

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

What to do when stuck at home? Make the living room more Addams Family. In progress... https://t.co/wWOFcwdGs1

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Welp, now I can die happy. XD

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Found on the sidewalk outside #FurryFiesta during loadout. Looks custom and would like to reunite it with its owner! ❤️

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

After Xmas. Love from so many directions. ❤️ @ Dallas, Texas https://t.co/hB5V0ghko9

[Mel Hynes @MelHynes]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/IjaNz9Z1xz