Ernest Paddington, CPA

QPR Sufferer

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

If you grew up in New England, Chris Herren spoke at your school.

Was one of the assembly’s that you didn’t end up hating.

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@P2WFantasy What if I told you I have 5 of the top 10

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@TheRealCruzOx @_willcompton @TreyDeuce32RTR @LukeKuechly @RoquanSmith58 @PatrickWillis52 @TwoStarScoob @JLaurinaitis55 Where's Reuben Foster

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@EvinKnowsBall Bryce Ford Whetten

[Glimpses of Culture 🏛️ @CharmOfCulture]

This is the most underrated city in all of Europe.

[sports tweeter Matthias @sportswaatcher]

Tell her Calais Campbell still doing it

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Watching a man read names off flash cards for 3 straight days

[Ryan Sura @RyanSura18]

Penguins on the brink of elimination

Stuart Skinner:

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

DRAFT DAY

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@0xLuxi The internet has sucked my perception of reality

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

My annual plea to put the phone away and to just enjoy the NFL Draft.

I'm anti pick tipping, and it's got nothing to do with my employers.

Hear me out!

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@ConnorJRogers @NBCSports Fagnano UDFA?

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

If you’re gonna ask me for a networking call please be funny and ready to talk ball. I don’t care why you’re interested in investment banking or private equity I wanna know who you think the Patriots should take at pick 31 next week

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@conorjrogers Are you sure you're not @ConnorJRogers

[Ernest Paddington, CPA @MelKiperFan]

@dcposch Congrats you just made Lisbon

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I’m a simple man. All I need are:
- a loft in Manhattan
- a house on Nantucket
- a house in Newport
- a chalet in Aspen
- a house in Greenwich

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear Alex Karaban,

Thank You for an incredible four-year career.

You are truly one of the great winners and ambassadors in the history of college basketball.

Walk Proud.

Today.

Tomorrow.

And Forever.

Sincerely,

America

[James @jamess_1888]

Team of the season just doesn’t hit like this anymore…

Give me back these days of fifa🤌🏻

[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝕪 @Logicull]

FIFA fell off for me when they changed the chemistry system