Melissa Malagon ♍

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[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

@KalSwag I've been asking myself the same question.

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

@nesserbrito But, let's also only work a day or two a week.

[Ivan Martinez @Martinez7600]

Michelob said they’d provide beer at our wedding if I get 20K retweets. Do your thing Twitter and help us out 🤪 @raisingtwosons @MichelobULTRA #UltraWedding

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

I can not with extra sensitive people. Everything is not that serious. Stop.

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

For someone who doesn't like kids, I sure do have a bunch with me all the time. 🥴🙃🤪

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

Bargaining with my husband is not easy. I feel he's gonna let up. But not without a fight. 😅

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

I'm too introverted for this.

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

My sweet son told me that hes so excited for me because tomorrow is mother's day, and he's going to give me lots of hugs, and take me to breakfast.
I work tomorrow morning. 😭
My sweet, sweet son. 🥺❤💔

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Make sure you guys drink lots of water and tell your parents you love them today

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

I think women spend too much time thinking about, and concerning themselves, with what men do on the internet. I couldn't give a shit less what my husband does, or "likes" on the internet. Ya'll insecure af in 2021.

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

@yvieeeeee So cringey.

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

I can't stress enough how much I hate the word "lippie".

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

People really out here getting BIG MAD about Black History Month. Talking about, "it offends them", and "Why isn't there a white history month?" 🤣🤪🤡

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

@KalSwag YES! A friend of .one was literally living in hell for years. Watching her and her littles grow, and be happy now makes my heart so happy. They deserve all the happiness! 🥰

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

Couples that look alike creep me out.

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

@yvieeeeee They talked about having a pasta night. Lol maybe they'll include pizza? 🤔😅

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

A South Dakota ER nurse @JodiDoering says her Covid-19 patients often “don’t want to believe that Covid is real.”

“Their last dying words are, ‘This can’t be happening. It’s not real.’ And when they should be... Facetiming their families, they’re filled with anger and hatred.”

[Melissa Malagon ♍ @MelMalagon]

@yvieeeeee Imagine being over here 🥴🙃

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

If you’re a Trump supporter quit posting Bible verses and live laugh love and talking about Jesus/God this and that and talking about spread love and peace. Shut the fuck up.