Melanie M Falcon

I have no idea what I'm doing

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Everyone meet my new bunny his name is momiji "momo" bunnypaws and he likes to cuddle on laps and throw balls using his mouth

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Its been a whole year and a half of dating, today is book girls birthday and honestly? True love exists y'all.

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Going on a first date this weekend and we are exchanging copies of our fave books to read to get to know each other and 🥺🥺🥺 I'm WEAK

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

I don't understand what it is but something about working in a lab is just so fun?? Is it mixing chemicals together like a funky science wizard? Is it the fact that my lab has no clocks in it so every day passes in a timeless void with breaks for lunch?? Why is this so fun to me?

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

My fave Xmas tradition is picking a random word (baby, Jesus, wisemen etc) and drinking whenever it comes up during our parents zoom church service.

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

My first time trying freehand nail art! #holotacoholodays2021 @nailogical @holotaco

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

I was groped at a bar by their own employee and finally reported it to management who was basically just like "damm bb that sucks... U want a free $8 entrance fee👀" and has now told me they value their employees rights and will not be firing them

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Someone 🅱️lease let me do your nails so I can justify the insane amount of @holotaco that I own

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Won lottery tickets to see @SixBroadway front row and Brittany Mack called me bestie during the show... Is this peak happiness?

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Wish I could go back in time and tell my highschool self that in a couple years I would be living w the love of my life and we would have 3 cats... Feel like she would've gone batshit

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

@Jelenaaa_P They fell asleep in my arms and I stg I almost robbed my own girlfriend to keep them 😤😤😤

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

My gf: hahaha silly wouldn't it be funny if I looked at cat adoption sites to find funny names haha wouldn't that be silly

*One day later*

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My girlfriend just buried herself in pillows and is refusing to talk to me because I told her Warm Bodies is not a horror movie.

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

When is the honeymoon phase supposed to end? It's been like 9 months and she still makes me feel like I'm walking on air everyday

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

@luke_bartha When ur roomie moves out and takes the lactaid with her 😤😤😤

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Hot girls get vaxxed at Walmart while also buying pogos

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

It is a well known fact that I cannot stand to see my gf even mildly upset and therefore her twilight campaign will work and she will win twilight scene it through trickery and deceit.

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

my gf being sad that I don't wanna watch twilight vs me who is so competitive and knows we are playing twilight scene it this week and I can win if she doesn't have a refresher

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

I just booked a date for my covid vaccine and idk if I've been this excited for anything in my life ever??? Like I am genuinely counting down the hours in each day until someone stabs me

[Melanie M Falcon @Mel_found_nemo]

Found out today that my girlfriend does in fact have a twitter. She just doesn't follow me :(