Luke

he/him - your daily reminder to drink water

[Luke @luke_bartha]

just turns 25:
“Can we PLEASE play banana-grams before we watch Mamma Mia?”

[Luke @luke_bartha]

mars: “wait when did american psycho come out”

me: “2001–“

mars: “oh so like 15 years ago”
…
😔🫶

[Luke @luke_bartha]

gentle parenting your own roommates is crazy

[Luke @luke_bartha]

@sup3rmodelgf i started getting silver hairs in first year of uni… stay strong soldier

[Luke @luke_bartha]

what is it about getting a little treat that makes this endless void a bit more bearable

[Luke @luke_bartha]

why is getting off a crowded bus the most awkward thing i ever done in my life

[Luke @luke_bartha]

drinking kombucha, listening to ethel cain blasting through my headphones, with my Blondie t-shirt on and cooking pasta for my straight business student roommates in the living room is crazy

[Luke @luke_bartha]

“men used to go to war and now they’re nurses :(” - Fiona

[Luke @luke_bartha]

If I don’t find someone’s son to watch The Last Airbender and Over the Garden Wall with me this fall I will be sleeping on the highway

[Luke @luke_bartha]

Me: so this is Suspiria (1977), did you enjoy the film?
My alien: *dies of cardiac arrest*

[Luke @luke_bartha]

@sup3rmodelgf Omfg

[Luke @luke_bartha]

brb watching live ear cleaning on my friends ipad in 4K

[Luke @luke_bartha]

@Jelenaaa_P The only good way ;)

[Luke @luke_bartha]

I just wanted to eat cheese 🥲

[Luke @luke_bartha]

@Jelenaaa_P @_sydneyytaylor Hey girlie, I’m still not in the right head space after that book to deal with this today... goodbye

[Luke @luke_bartha]

@_sydneyytaylor LEGIT

[Luke @luke_bartha]

You heard me right 😎

[Luke @luke_bartha]

WHEN I SAID GREYS MADE ME HAPPY I WAS WRONG

[Luke @luke_bartha]

I think me crying over a dog dying instead of a human dying on Greys really says a lot about me as a person

[Luke @luke_bartha]

AND I’D DO IT AGAIN