Muffins

Please pretend to have an interest in my life.

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

Been sitting here just thinking about grocery shopping... envisioning yourself doing something is a good form of practice... right?

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

So apparently beer yoga is a thing.... I think that's a class I could teach #beeryoga #namasteyafilthyanimal

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

@raising_kane https://t.co/rdte0c5NBA

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Still waiting for Trump to apologize to Central Park Five, President Obama, the Khan family, Judge Curiel, Mexicans, Muslims, blacks, women.

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

I'm so tired I'm going cross eyed. Buh.

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

Scrolling through Facebook engagements and watching my sweet kitten mercilessly hunt this house fly... Yea I made the right choice

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

And I can't feel nothing at all...And you can't feel nothing small... https://t.co/GTJHONpsMJ

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

"You undermine me when you rub your nipples like that." @raising_kane

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

Omg so she DOES have a real face. I wish we could see it more often #arighttoage

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

Happy new year! No gym membership for me in 2016. I've finally decided to commit to purchasing my own treadmill. #ahamsterwheeltocallmyown

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

I will not worry. I will not waste. I will not give in to negativity. I will remember that one day I will die- now how laughable is it all?

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

There is a difference between controlling and achieving, pride and confidence.

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

@FightsOnVine @raising_kane

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

#suchislife #suchasitgoes #truth #appreciateEVERYTHING

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

Well I'm sitting with the adults at this wedding and we're discussing how to properly hand gesture for the shocker. #classinupthejoint

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

As
the
spirit
wanes
the
form
appears

#bukowski

[Muffins @Melakneejo]

Seriously considering going back to school... But I'm poor and loans are killer... You could say I'm lost.