🚨BREAKING🚨
Cthulhu has left Reform UK after being rejected for a position in Nigel Farage's Shadow Cabinet.
The High Priestess of the Great Old Ones is said to have put her hat in the ring to be Shadow Health Secretary, only for Farage to not appoint anyone to the role. Rupert Lowe is said to be in advanced talks to bring Cthulhu to Restore Britain.
The former Tory minister told the Mail: "All mankind should be free and wild, shouting and killing and revelling in joy"
The Fictional Onscreen Depiction of Looked-after Young People: "Finding someone just like me." - John Hickman was one of the early researchers to look at representation. https://t.co/8dJkPeU8PN
#nclm25@drjohnhickman
To mark the pb launch of The Silent Killer I'm doing a 7-day sponsored walk, six bookshops and 75 miles to raise money for @AlzResearchUK
There's a link below. It would be great if you could support this brilliant cause by donating or sharing this post https://t.co/JJqATRuv1s
★★★★ Review: Seagulls and Sad, Sad Stories – Sarah Bond’s accomplished debut is a sharply funny and perceptive story of teenage friendship @LaurelsWhitley 👇
https://t.co/gY8Gzq4BCC
As promised, the review.
Mild spoiler alert, but the all-wise Zoltar is not what it seems. @slb0nd's play @LaurelsWhitley about three school leavers written off by society becomes a funny yet cutting statement of classism and writing off the wrong sort.
https://t.co/1SshI4Ui4E