Melanie Froek

Just your average human being with a not so average job.

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"We all long for Eden and we are constantly glimpsing it: our whole nature is still soaked with the sense of exile." Tolkien

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I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in different languages.

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Stop everything you're doing. Think about me. You're welcome.

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Remember to crowd around the baggage carousel like it's armageddon and the bags are the last remaining food items on earth, you animals.

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If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on.

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I don't know where I stand and I don't know what I mean to you. All I know is everytime I think of you all I wanna do is be with you.

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I don't let my cat outside. I'm worried he might talk to other cats & find out that their owners don't force them to wear little party hats.

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Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it.

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Hey, old people! Less driving, more dying. Thanks!

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Thumb war is never the thumb answer.

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Just kidding = Saying what you really think and getting away with it.

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After years of cooking, I've found that the best way to prepare brussels sprouts is to throw them away and order pizza.

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biology more like BYEology because im out

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How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet. #funny

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Happiness is about choice and perspective. We cannot choose what happens but we can choose our reaction.

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i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time

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Don't worry about Friday the 13th. Stay positive and remember terrible things can happen any day.

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Ghetto word of the day, Omelette: I should pop yo ass fo wat you just did but omelette this one slide.

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I wonder if starving kids in Africa are comforted by the fact fat Americans routinely use them as an excuse to over eat.