Melanie

I'm nice

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

I just think it's chill that the same being who created galaxies cares about the secret desires of one person on a floating blue dot.

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

I, too, can testify
This is the Christ.
#GeneralConference

[Jane @janedeals]

🍃 WEEK OF WINNINGS GIVEAWAY 🍃 Let fall fashion come to you with a week of seller giveaways. Each day features a new prize from a different seller. Visit https://t.co/JRvrQgIf6I every day this week and enter for your chance to win.

[benophie rants 🪁 @mycottagehq]

✨ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes as Broadway Musicals: A Thread ✨

[Jesse McCartney @JesseMcCartney]

All I want is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

you and your beautiful soul

[o’ tannie boy the pipes the pipes are calling @tannerg_art]

Happy Pioneer Day to everyone except those who can't see the irony of their phobia toward immigrants

[amber @dingusofficial]

happy pioneer day to actual pioneers and not the people who perpetuate a persecution complex in upper middle class white mormon communities

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

@MegoLand AHAHAHA you know you've made it when ppl are catphishing with your face!

[Rita Pesini @RPesini]

@DearAuntCrabby @CheyenneDancer I found this one too!

[emi gennis @imemi]

PSA (for the billionth time): the oldest millennials are currently 38 years old and "millennial" is not a synonym for "kids these days," thanks

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

@kelseycrist Okay but it's PERFECT 😍

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

@TheRebeccaMoore V v v v important

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

@ccstreeter That's awful! 😭😭😭

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

Melanie is a poet who is irritating https://t.co/2CoRNYV1KW

[sarah clark (they) @petitobjetb]

Write your author bio using predictive text. Use your phone to type "[Your Name] is a [poet/novelist/writer/etc] who" and keep pressing the middle button until it makes a bio.

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: SCOTUS has upheld Trump’s Muslim ban. This is not the first time the Court has been wrong, or has allowed official racism and xenophobia to continue rather than standing up to it.

History has its eyes on us — and will judge today’s decision harshly. #NoMuslimBanEver

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

They gave me a sticker anyways though. And I'm wearing my Nation of Immigrants shirt to stick it to the Man.

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

Went to vote in Utah and couldn't because I didn't change to Republican at least 30 days ago. I literally started crying in the primary.

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

Also it's notable that I was one of three people in the whole line the whole time. It's not like we have to filter out people because there's just too many ppl voting.

[Melanie @MelanieShip]

@sierryay Hallelujah praise Jesus