Melanin00 😍

Avid Reader📚//Nurse(BNsc)❤️//anime fan girl👻//introvert 🫶🏾//Polite menace👼

[Jola🧚🏿‍♂️🧚🏿‍♀️ @purplejola]

The problem is y’all want a woman to automatically like you back just because you’ve told her you like her.

She doesn’t even know you yet. 😭

If a woman liked every single man who told her he liked her, y’all would probably be the first to call her a whore.

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life's good 🥂

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You no nonchalant reach me o
I just like you😂

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

Words you'll never hear from my mouth: "you'll never find someone like me"

When there are women who give men 11million?

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

when the interviewer tried to call the reference on my CV and the phone in my pocket starts vibrating

[Dr. APK @Lordkyril]

When I’m hanging out with Nepo babies and I mistakenly say “Mineral” instead of Soda…

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

“ I can't wait to start working to help my family."
Me with my first paycheck:

[Essthetic✨🌹✨| Creative Strategist @the_estar_]

This is what I want him to be posting.

[𝓜 ♡ @muneervhh]

“Hey beautiful”

Me:

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

That moment you sneeze on your period and give birth to a baby liver 😭

[Nesh @NeshRelates]

Me with my man after being a strong independent girl all day

[Onyema🛡️ @OnyemaSam1]

"15 secs after locking the door"

Me: Did I lock the door? 🤔

My brain:

[Melanin00 😍 @Melanin002]

@neverelent @DithaChioma @DithaChioma
Arianaaaa

[Delphine @grandebougie]

Notre génération à trop banalisé le divorce.
Prenons exemple sur nos anciens.
Avant les femmes ne quittaient pas leur mari.
Elles les empoisonnaient.

[Roqeebah💕 @Qeebah20]

I can’t be in a relationship, I have nothing to offer anybody

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu usando o Twitter em público

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

“I feel a spark between us"
Me:

[ꨄ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 @x_maryjaneee]

Why nggas be surprised when your skin soft???
😂🫠

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

So he can iron my clothes and cook for me.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

“As a woman you should”
Me: