A guy goes to see his Doc for an annual physical. The Doc asks about his physical activity level. The guy asks, what do you mean?
The doctor says, "Well, for example, what did you do yesterday?"
The guy says, "Yesterday afternoon, I;
- took a five hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain,
- waded along the edge of a lake,
- pushed my way through brambles,
- got sand in my shoes and in my eyes,
- jumped three feet in the air when I almost stepped on a snake,
- climbed several rocky hills, and
- hacked my way through some tall grass.
After all of that I was so exhausted and dehydrated, I drank eight beers."
The doctor says, "WOW, you are one hell of an outdoorsman!"
The guy responds, "Actually, I'm just a really shitty golfer."
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