Mummy Melcon

Just a mummy who wants to help out. Pitcher and Team Mum for the @hades_tigers. I'll put the kettle on! She/her. Am I doing this right? Icon by @osmocean

[Mummy Melcon @MelconMummy]

((I'm still working out how to apply this new stuff to Mummy so as to reduce the problematic bits of the old version that people didn't like while keeping the parts people love. So, she's not ready to come back quite yet, but should be soon!))

[Mummy Melcon @MelconMummy]

((OOC: Sorry that Mummy has been on a bit of an unannounced hiatus! 2020 kinda got to be... much. And then holidays. But! Exciting things are in the works with a Mummy revamp that will hopefully keep the good bits of the old Mummy but also add awesome new bits!))

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@BlobCostas @DracaenaThomas Most excellent proper usage of "thine"! :)

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@cronepwrdpm @LennyMarijuana Ooh! Well, as long as everyone stays safe and is careful not to get themselves hurt :) I shall have to bring some snacks! What are the best snacks for a smashing-things party, I wonder...?

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@lichennovak Ooh, please do! I do love free cookies :) I might send you home with some of my own, though!

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@cronepwrdpm @maybe_socks I think we might just have to let her deal with the ghostly ones herself. Ghosts CAN be driven out with spit, so perhaps her usual grooming routine will handle it eventually...?

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@cronepwrdpm @maybe_socks We also need to make sure we've got all the fleas 100% disposed of, first... Especially the ghostly ones.

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@DudsMueller Congratulations, dear! :) In a coffee-themed competition, they picked the best caffeinated beverage for the job!

[Mummy Melcon @MelconMummy]

@GallupCrueller Dear, it's an excuse to play with a good doggo! :) No trouble at all; really, it's a treat for me! Just let me know what you need and I'll have Charon bring me around.

And don't worry about the fire breath thing-- I'm fireproof! :)

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@maybe_socks Don't worry, dear! Just keep the wiggling to a minimum and everything will be fine. :) They're *safety* shears, after all!

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@maybe_socks O-oh dear... I think I might need to get out the safety shears!

[Mummy Melcon @MelconMummy]

So, it looks like some friends and I might be making a trip to an afterlife (or a few afterlives, possibly) coming up. Is there anybody in an afterlife who'd like to be picked up on the way and brought back to the Immaterial Plane? We might end up in the neighbourhood!

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@CharlaSeabright @GallupCrueller @blaseball @logan_horseman That's certainly an option! I don't know if any given attorney would be willing to give out the location of their client for reasons related to, er, less-than-legitimized retrieval operations, though...

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@maybe_socks Oh dear! Here, let's get you untangled... Hold still now! Oh my, you DID get yourself in quite a pickle!

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@CharlaSeabright @GallupCrueller @blaseball @logan_horseman You'd be surprised-- sometimes it works out that way! Hmm, perhaps I ought to send him a smart-phone as a funerary offering?

Otherwise, perhaps contacting a diviner of some sort might be the best option?

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@maybe_socks Oh, well, I can't judge anybody for napping in unorthodox places, after all! :) And I'm sure it must be VERY comfy in there.

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@CharlaSeabright @GallupCrueller @blaseball @logan_horseman I suppose our first order of business is to make sure we've got the correct afterlife in mind. It wouldn't do to quest into Hades only to find that we were supposed to be going somewhere else altogether! After that, we can narrow down the region of the afterlife in question.