Melissa

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Thanks NY State @NYSFair for not paying these poor kids who busted their butt's until 6+ weeks after the job. Shameful. Its not the fairs fault, but pretty messed up.

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Im not a violent person but id like to knock that nasty smirk right off Mohameds face #90DayFiance he is a HORRIBLE human

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Mohammed is a f**cking a**hole but at the same time hes the only one honest enough to say "im here for a green card" #90DaysFiance

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@barkbox id say he loves his pooch pouch! We love barkbox!

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Aryanna, please girl, ur embarrassing yourself. And WHAT is wrong with her mouth? the way she talks makes me insane #loveinparadise

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@itsJeffTiedrich @KurtisHanni Same.

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@SenWarren @POTUS My son is a sophmore in high school- will he also get a free ride?

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Every couple on this season of 90 day is completely insufferable. I mean they are always bad, but this is a new level of A holes. #90DayFiance

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Theres a lot of creepy people on #90dayfiance but Benjamin legit scares me. He has women in his basement, i know it. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

This might be the saddest (most pathetic people) episode of 90 day yet. #beforethe90days #90dayfiancebefore90days

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

Is this guy serious with his pants and shoes and bare ankles at his wedding? #LoveIsBlind run girl. Shane is an infant.

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@nathaliejacoby1 Me

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

ED! SLOW DOWN! you try way too hard and its creepy. STOP. #90dayfiancesinglelife

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@90DayFiance @discoveryplus She is legitimately psychotic

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@RpsAgainstTrump Ive never seen an wntire family try so damn hard to get attention.

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@B52Malmet Why does it matter they were black?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Call me when they acquit a 17 year old Black defendant who was armed with an AR-15 and who killed two people at a Trump rally in "self-defense."

Until then, sorry if it's hard to believe there is anything close to a level justice field.

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@StephenKing your cameo in IT 2 is still my favorite part, "nahh, i didnt like the ending" CLASSIC

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@CEJRyanMcMahon I genuinely like you and think youre amazing but i literally cringe everytime you mention "underlying conditions" someone with diabetes that dies in a car crash died because of the car crash. It comes off to me like down playing the illness.

[Melissa @MelissaAlli]

@buitengebieden_ God i hope so