MJ

82% Sarcastic 22% Witty 7% Hilarious... Also terrible at Maths

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@LFCRYAN0 @rachaelraexox Afternoon ryan you worthless ugly sack of shit. Send me money now like a good little boy.

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@JDfromNY206 Surely the story will be how jey failed roman?

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@Jurgensaidtomee @willmgreenhalgh @I_amMukhtar Was a ploy to weed out bots ya little in the closet divvy 😂

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@Jurgensaidtomee @willmgreenhalgh @I_amMukhtar Zip him up after you're done lad 🏳️‍🌈

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@iamtomskinner "Got the shock news while I was away" in a hotel shagging amy

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@MrMulderUK @Tesco Youre a proper mincer you like aren't you. Fucking embarrassing

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@brendanturner_ @piersmorgan You covered up for Christian rape gangs

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@RupertLowe10 Spoken like a man who was cut out of his sons life for his views

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@EssexPR Blokes turning in his grave knowing what his son become

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@SHINNySHOwLIVe I remember when you were engaged to a Pakistani woman, begged her to have your children, she left you cause you cause you wouldnt give up the steroids... now look what youve become.

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@squido29 @EssexPR Your mate farage literally wants to strip women of their rights you melon

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@thejcmcsquirter @MrMulderUK @Tesco Rent was 50 quid cheaper a couple of years ago too. Scandalous that the price of things go up... all the time !

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@MrMulderUK @Tesco What kind of man walks into a shop, gets offended by the price of beer and rather than just leaving and going elsewhere whips his phone out to not only take a photo but also tweet about his outrage like a teenage girl throwing a tantrum 😂 suck it up Princess. Youll be ok

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@darrengrimes What! They centred a whole show around immigration and proceeded to speak to an immigrant? My word! The audacity! I could never have seen this coming! Keep up the good work Dazza! MEGA 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

Its a sad state what this country has become. When something like huntingdon happens, and rather than show compassion for the victims, the ghouls are out in force, the right hoping he's brown, the left hoping he's white. No matter who it is, they're a cunt. End of

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@Daniel80535638 @JaapSchuppen @JakeLapham You let your mam go get your girlfriend after shes just nearly been killed because you've made it more about how you're feeling? Got time to talk to strangers online though. Hope she dumps you soon as she returns, if she even exists, you self absorbed prick

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@GerzhH45940 @I_just__tweet @InvertTheWing Nah, its probably cause hes a 34 year old grown man, chronically online, running a football twitter account acting like hes Ryan Mason. Bloke needs to put the phone down, get in the real world and grow the fuck up.

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

I lost my crypto wallet metamask coinbase nft trade coin trustwallet hacked i was scammed id like to commission a sugardaddy i need iptv asap tonight crypto mining help instagram account been hacked. need a new banner help with my essay i need this on a tshirt. Need a sugar daddy

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@Cherinfoshare @danwootton Christ lay off the devil's lettuce pal you might start making sense and thinking a little clearer you absolute spastic

[MJ @MelissaJC21]

@Susie1956susie @danwootton Why you so angry Sue? Big brothers always been about inclusivity and bringing people from different walks of life together. Don't know what your problem with zelah is, thought you'd be in support, jusging by that strong jawline you've got you're just like him