mel

stupider time!

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

People are saying things to me like “you are strong and brave” which is never good

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[raya 🧛🏾‍♀️ tvl spoilers @wisegirling]

How Megan’s story got me acting like

[hina @teukquila]

Everyone start an argument with your man in solidarity with megan thee stallion

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I’m not addicted to nicotine I just really like it a lot

[cabby @cabby]

I love cyclists and think they deserve to live #APRILFOOLS

[gill @contactabrother]

Every treadmill taken up by a man. we need a Draft so bad

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I hope my email finds your email and they fall in love

[૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა @antialmondmilk_]

i be lifting w my back at the gym i don't even care anymore with everything else going on

[nicole @cocteautweets]

watch out everyone, i'm DRUNK and TEXTING

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

my twitter

[Nakip @nakipmf]

When the fifth beer gives me direct command to smoke

[ash b. pebble @sentientGirlx]

hey girl. i noticed you’ve never posted a political infographic on your instagram story. are you a nazi?

[property of ms. williams @androbaby]

just remembered this mortifying text from a few months ago

[aaliyah 💞 @geardress]

this uber driver is blasting the weeknd and told us we can vape #movie