Melissa Simms

Mom of Teen, English teacher, Alabama (Creek land) resident. Getting Gen X-er all the time. She/her.

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@BradleyWhitford All the women should have slapped Seth McFarlane for that stupid “We saw your boobs” song.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

I LIKE THIS SO MUCH

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@slooterman I think it’s reasonably medical practice. “You may experience some discomfort”

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@rachsyme Station Eleven

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@courtney_ann_g Rock on, you!

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@Action__Johnson Wendy’s in the 80s.

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@DanielDenvir Kids. Kids happened.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Whether we deserve her or not, I’m exceedingly glad she loves us!
🙏🏾♥️🙏🏾

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@vafnord This one nearly got me.

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@MrPaulBae So much hairspray and eyeliner.

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@straycarnivore THE CAKES OF GOR

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@gossipbabies It all sounds like this to Gen X.

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@swordsjew Go slow to start with. Be kind to your knees and ankles. And yourself.

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@eurydicesfaith Balin’s expression. “These kids.”

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@CrappyFumes 50s

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@MysterySolvent I think we should scream and point and run away.

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@ANDREWTI Key points I can’t forget from the third one. Trinity died and Neo kinda faded into the ether.

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