Melissa DeMarse

I only have a Twitter account because THE funniest, most clever people are here and they satisfy my deep need for sarcastic humor ✌🏼

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@Ptdev I am so very sorry. My heart hurts for you. You and your family are in my heart

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

No one could make you break like Norm Macdonald. Hilarious and unique. Fuck cancer.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

Is the United States the only country that takes no action to protect its citizens, shooting after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting, after shooting?

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@wilkinson_a I don’t think it’s appropriate for National television or even Twitter 😂

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@adelpreore Hoping and praying for a speedy and full recovery 🙏🏼

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@SantaInc @gregkellyusa This response is amazing.

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

In the most bipartisan presidential impeachment vote in the history of the country, a powerful majority of both houses of Congress found that the former President incited violent insurrection against the Union & the Congress. History will record his terrible constitutional crime.

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@SchittsCreek @danjlevy @Realeugenelevy @annefrances @olreid @CBC @cbcgem @CBCComedy @SchittsCreekPop @PopTV @goldenglobes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@dog_rates This brings me so much joy

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@molly7anne Same.

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@DavidZodda Thank you!

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@dog_rates Oh my God. My heart is forever changed 🥰

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Not a single doubt

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

If you’re still pretending not to know what white privilege is: here’s a picture.

[Iris McAlpin @irismcalpin]

Your emotions are valid. That is not the same as saying “you now have unconditional permission to react to those emotions in any way you feel like it.” We are all interconnected & our words & actions have an impact on others. Please use responsibly. 💛
#InThisTogether #kindness

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@anne_nilsson @RepRaskin A father who truly saw him... so true. To be seen like this is to be deeply loved. Depression is an awful disease

[Melissa DeMarse @MelissadeMarse]

@RepRaskin I am so very sorry for your loss. The way you wrote about your son with such adoration... one of the most beautiful pieces I’ve ever read. Your love for him is palpable. Sounds like he was an extraordinary human and you seem like extraordinary parents. I’m so sorry

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

Statement of Congressman Jamie Raskin and Sarah Bloom Raskin on the Remarkable Life of Tommy Raskin: https://t.co/tBJdK29g6B