Melissa Carlson

Knitter, technophile, lover of all things Day of the Dead, avid traveler, TV junkie, social entrepreneur

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@realDonaldTrump I claim you ham sandwich and your New York estate!

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@SmoochieUSMC @atrupar Because science.

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@9NEWSNANCY @realDonaldTrump How many hours did you have to wear a mask to come to that not-at-all-Science-based conclusion?

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If I had $5,000 I'd get braces for my daughter and surgery for my dog! 🤑 #GetItAll @Postmates

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If I had $5,000 I'd get [INSERT ANSWER HERE]! 🤑 #GetItAll @Postmates

[Democracy Now! @democracynow]

North Dakota Lawmakers Advance Bill to Limit Oil Spill Reporting https://t.co/E18ZtKBp94

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https://t.co/Y8dgMsKjEZ is worst website I have ever experienced. Enter data, doesn't save, asks again, ad nauseum. #healthearizonaplus

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Don't Bother Me, I Can't Cope (I'll Be In The Lobby) #NameAPenceMusical

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@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr Check your facts.

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@realcrimeprofil Loved the doc. You fully swayed me. Not sure about assumptions: flashlight, and stealing snack motive. Other possibilities

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Except we can throw Skittles in the trash. We don't throw people in the trash, even if YOU would like to treat them that way

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Freedom of speech does not equal freedom from consequences of that speech.

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@Stitcher Congratulations! Glad it's back! I'll sleep better tonight - I know you will too!

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@GovMikeHuckabee You've gotten your constitution mixed up with your interpretation of the bible. Neither opposes gay marriage. #lovewins

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@GovMikeHuckabee WWJD? He'd go to a big gay wedding and turn water into wine. Drink up, buttercup!

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@GovMikeHuckabee Sounds like something George McGovern said. Hope your <3 opens to let more love, more families, more parents. #lovewins

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@RickSantorum I've already joined in the fight for marriage, and SCOTUS affirmed that fight today. More love, families, parents. #lovewins

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@GiveForward Please RT & tag #wesparkchange. @Walmart donates $10/RT to @feedingamerica and local food banks.

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I'm calling on @SaucedoMercer to fill out the #GunSense Voter candidate questionnaire: http://t.co/PFOvxyC0Wm

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I'm calling on @standwithraul to fill out the #GunSense Voter candidate questionnaire: http://t.co/PFOvxyC0Wm