Arielle Mejia

I’m a 20 something just trying to pretend like I know what I’m doing. She/her

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

@abc15 I happened to be up when this started and heard everything from my house.

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

@nailogical @holotaco
Was I inspired by the classic 90s cup colors? Maybe 👀
✨Used the new electric holo collection✨

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

Today has been one of the saddest days of my life...my heart is broken in a million and one different ways. It can only get better from here, right?...

[Laurenn @laurenncarterr]

Okay hear me out:

A restaurant where you sit down and have a pizza while you talk to a therapist, and it’s called The Meltdown.

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

Forever is a lie

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

Why do I hope for nice things? I just end up disappointed in the end.

[MICKY JAE @iammickyjae]

It's okay to get meaningless tattoos.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Maybe, just maybe, if every single cop in America would stand up and condemn Derek Chauvin and demand he plead guilty, maybe we got a shot.

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Jamie Lee Curtis is currently on her way to the Suez Canal with a can of Activia

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

It’s exhausting to be an introvert in sales 😪😪

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I’ve been hired to solve problems, not create divisions.

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

I asked my husband to describe me in three words and he said:
1. Nurturing
2. Wise
3. Brat
That’s fair honestly 😂

[Buckley @ADoseofBuckley]

"What you may not know about the man behind the shrimp cereal saga". Listen LA Times, I have Twitter and it's been like 24 hours. I know more about the Shrimp Cereal guy now than I know about my own brother.

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

Since February I’ve been getting recruitment texts from the army and I have no idea why. While I respect those that do join the military, I AM NOT cut out for military life😂 I’m just a soft city girl

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

Am I about to go into work even though I’m in pain? Yes because I can’t afford to lose the hours 🙃

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

So there I was at work just having a normal day when I notice a fed ex guy just standing at the entrance. I go over to him only to realize he has a box of live lobsters.
LIVE FUCKING LOBSTERS
I was confused
My co worker was confused
The fed ex guy was confused

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

@GuillenGigi Sadly so do i 😭😭

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

This whole week has been dead af at work. This means one of 2 things: this is gonna be a crappy Valentine’s in terms of sales or EVERY SINGLE DUMBASS is going to come rushing in at the last second tomorrow and Sunday

[Arielle Mejia @MellaElla1789]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MY SANITY STOP LEAVING YOUR RINGS ON WHEN YOU PUT LOTION ON