Philip - Mellow Financial

Mortgage & Protection adviser at Mellow Financial.

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@alex_linardos Which is why we will be mid table at best

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

PC master plan. Lull them into false sense of security in 1st half then let rip off the bench and win it in the 2nd. Fingers crossed. #ncfc

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

So shit #ncfc

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@AdeBarbs And the middle and the front

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@AdamConor We don’t look it, we are!

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@mattjohnson333 He should be sold!

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

There’s going to be more if they don’t wake up!! #ncfc

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@dave43law Banks is an awful little man.

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@BristolAirport is a filthy disgusting place

[Philip - Mellow Financial @MellowPhilip]

@BristolAirport is an awful place. 1 security lane open in the summer holidays. People all over the place waiting for bag checks. Nowhere to sit once through security. The place is a shambles and can’t cope. Expanding due to greed at the detriment to passengers! @BristolLive

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

The speed and ruthless nature in which Reform have exploited the murder of one of their apparent "friends" for political gain is really quite something to witness.

[Tom Bacon @TomABacon]

This, then, is why Farage panicked last week. He knew it was all about to unravel. This whole stunt was a desperate attempt to get ahead of it.

Remarkable. He's literally self-destructed.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm deeply saddened at the death of Ann Widdecombe. But not too saddened to speculate about it against police advice and enjoy it being a fantastic distraction from my dodgy financial dealings.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here I am giving a masterclass in how to turn someone's death into valuable social media content while making it all about me.

[IRAN ARMY ☫ @IranArmySpoofX]

🚨 TRUMP: "I am not a rapist. I have never raped anyone."

Iran: "He is a pedophile and he declared war on us to stop the news about Epstein."

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Farage is lying about Sky News "harassing" his family after the Times published his family's address.

The problem is that it was Farage himself who publicised where his family live...

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Farage said his car brakes had been tampered with - didn't happen
His house was firebombed - didn't happen
Parliament security told him not to hold surgeries - didn't happen
His phone was hacked - didn't happen
Etc, etc....

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here I am in happier times with best buds Nathan Gill, now in jail for taking Russian bribes and George Cottrell, who went to prison for fraud then paid for my staff, security and social media and let me stay in his house near Buckingham Palace.