Mелисабет the cat vet

Short story writer, vet for small furry critters, cat trainer, baker, still waiting for my letter from the Queen

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? There're 10 free gifts for me and you'll get yours!
https://t.co/EZWtw6OoLr

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

@qikipedia “A long time ago” or “in the good old days” from around the world:

5. When dogs were tied with sausages (Uruguay)
4. When snakes wore vests (Chile)
3. From the year of the pear (Spain)
2. In the days of cherries (France)
1. In the year of sausage and mashed potatoes (Finland)

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Two adjectives from the historical dictionary for possible morning states:

panurgic (19th century): ready for anything.
ramfeezled (18th century): exhausted, befuddled, and overcome.

[Con Stoitsis @vivstoitsis]

RETURN OF VOLANTID METEOR SHOWER, EXPECTED TO PEAK ON NEW YEAR’S EVE.
Could be interesting!
https://t.co/xCMohlomKY

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@SashaPavey @slamup Worms - round, hook, whip & tape

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@IsaPearlRitchie I think they’re nuclear war proof! Dug one up, left its rhizomes up in the air for 12 months and it was STILL NOT DEAD

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding

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[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

Minister for Planning Victoria: Protect Service St Hampton from Developer's Destruction - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/baJkPoRRn6 via @ChangeAUS

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Anxiety and depression aren't choices or excuses, they aren't phases or cries for help. They can't just be switched on and off. What they are is debilitating and dangerous. Make someone else aware today and let's stop the stigma that surrounds mental health #WorldMentalHealthDay

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

Imagine

[Carrick Ryan @realCarrickRyan]

What about...

Instead of spending $60million to teach our kids Christianity, we spend the same amount to teach our kids about Indigenous Australian religions, customs, culture, and language

That's an education I missed out on.

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@ScottyFromMktg That’s me deported!

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@DavidLeyonhjelm @VictorianCHO @political_alert Dude, I lockdown ever case of infectious canine cough - confined at home for three weeks then sanities myself, the consult room and reception. All for a disease that has a low mortality, high morbidity ❤️ a registered practicing vet

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

🤣🤣 then you 😭😭😭

[the Juice Media @thejuicemedia]

Australien Government: putting the N back in Cuts

[Taryn Sadler @TarynSadler]

Looking forward to the #PlushieProtest this Thursday 1 Oct! Australia has one of the worst extinction records on Earth. It's time for laws that actually protect nature #BeforeItsGone @ScottMorrisonMP @sussanley @AusConservation

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@marg_stories Happy book day 🥰 Possibly one of the few shiny lights from 2020 the basket case year

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@JacquiLambie @V8Sheppard From one who could only go to uni on Austudy & HECS deferral, you are spot on. Failed subjects, regrouped, graduated - it’s a big change going, but sometimes the only way we can change our futures too!

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

As a reward for their sheer mindedness with not dying like they should they got a little weed, some mulch & plant steroids. I feel so prepared for my tomato growing this year.

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

So after this weekends last huzzah attempt at winter, I checked my tomato plant from last year. Still hanging in there with juicy green leaves and the discovery, that while I planted three plants I thought one had made it. Nope, all 3 with 1 in intensive care

[Mелисабет the cat vet @MellyBee542]

@JessHealyWalton This makes me happy! The pessimist in me checked it wasn’t some faraway Pakenham in another land 😂

[Megan Rebekah, ghost girl respector @_meggybread]

An alternative term for butterfly in Welsh is 'iâr fach yr haf' which means 'little chicken of summer' which frankly is the best thing I've heard all week