Melman Mankiewicz

Melman Mankiewicz the 3rd - Witch Doctor - you know what they say…long neck…Long Life - LLAL 💛

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Cam Skattebo would give up his left kidney for an extra 5 yards on first down. CTE is scared of this guy. #dawg #notadeepthinker #skattebulldozer

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@MaximilianRebo and I just dicked down @mstrstormingox and @HornDawgHog in darts. The only thing ox is a master at is fucking horn dawg outta a victory royale. #plumbers #gimmesomerealcompetition

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@Bmarch61 its not fair on the ice with that SHNOZ of urs. Buddy can smell where the biscuit is at anywhere on the ice. NHL gotta next that with a couple of cotton balls up that nose. #bigassnose #oldass

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@MaximilianRebo The dirty birds are painting the town GREEN tn

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@MaximilianRebo @mstrstormingox He shoots like @mstrstormingox

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Was too sad to tweet last night but WHO THE FUCK IS RILEY PATTERSON. It is his full time job be a kicker. Literally the only job he has is to kick the ball through the uprights and he can’t even do that from a measly 56 yards. Like bro I see 18 year olds do that you fuck.

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Yo Travie pattie’s baddie is using him for that cashie. He just won the heisman (which he shouldn’t #jeanty). Never settle for them gold diggers man #HeismanTrophy

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

England is the only country where all the stereotypes are true. #still1-0 #England

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Is Canadians cum maple Syrup? #needtoknow #Canada

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

rj davis is a plumber !! #getajob

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Cooper Flagg is our Jackie Robinson #basketball #DUKE #leadersdebate #jackierob

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@MikeSmith_RE They are scared of me more than I’m scared of them so I’m cool about it.

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Shaving with a chiseled Jawline is so hard (I’m single btw). Not to mention the knee problems I have being 6’3 (I’m emotional available). On top of that, It’s hard to have a laugh because I’m always the funniest guy in the room. (I’m scared of bees but it’s whatever). #callme

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

If you have a trailer hooked up and ur driving in the left lane, I will assume you are just severely mentally handicapped and therefore legally unfit to operate a motorized vehicle. I will have no choice other than to alert the authorities, where actions will be taken. #safety

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

My TikTok is just filled with COD clips what make me to “ya that was ok” then I look over at the facecam and BOOM the motherfucker has no arms. Crazy. #relatable #callofduty
P.S ~ I bet @MaximilianRebo uses that big ass schnoz to play cod.

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Fuck Netflix bro they not letting us watch this female fight (not very progressive IMO). I’m watching Scooby Doo bruv. #PaulVsTyson #feminist

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@MaximilianRebo A real dick bag full of presents is his shtick. They say he is always watching us, which either means he’s Jesus or a peeping Tom. But more of a Jesus if he discovered Häagen Dazs (free plug sponsor me @HaagenDazs_US).

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

Santa Claus is one of the leading causes for obesity in America today. Promoting a milk and cookie diet unbelievable. Think about the diabetics and Lactards! #canceltheClaus #diabetes #fatboy

[Melman Mankiewicz @MelmanMankda3rd]

@MaximilianRebo Had to give this post some time to marinate #BearDown