Master Storming Ox

Pupil of Master Thundering Rhino and member of the Kung Fu Council

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

i would literally murder an orphan for a 9 milly velo rn #expand #notaddicted #ifurintulsahookmeup

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You use a condom & bitches be like

“ how was it?”

I have zero clue baby girl

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Not a big soccer guy but I would watch professional gay sex if the USA was competing against a country in the Middle East

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

just moved to oklahoma. first time living by myself. no friends here. 677 miles from my gf. starting a miserable office job on monday. yeungling and cops. #expandmisery

[Ian the Red Sabres Enjoyer @Treemanboy1]

The future is now. Motown will become Mo Town
#LGRW

[Nick @DETNick]

All of Detroit right now:

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

@BR_OpenIce @FriedgeHNIC send his ass to winnipeg idec what we get back #faggot

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

opening up the diploma case they gave me at graduation

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

@HornDawgHog

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

the final class of my entire schooling career is personal exercise. i get to wrap up 17 years of schooling by hitting a mean leg day #expand #selltheteam

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

@Coinvo me after i hit a first basket parlay tmr #expand

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

idk who this ty madden guy is but he is fuckin dealin rn #tigers

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

First @MLB home run for Hao-Yu Lee!

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

my goat will vest ! #nocurveball #nochangeup #straightfuckingas

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

if drew anderson walks outta this bullpen i will stand up and walk my ass outta this stadium

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

streameast kept fucking up figured id just pu #expand

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

gettin sneezy at the func #lakersin5

[Master Storming Ox @mstrstormingox]

watching this wings game is like scrolling through my exs instagram #alwaysnextyear #selltheteam